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Lonely When You Strop: Ordinary Boy walks out of recording

Samuel Preston of mildly popular ska-lite The Ordinary Boys left the makers of mildly popular BBC2 music quiz Never Mind The Buzzcocks reeling when he became the first guest in the programme's ten-year history to storm out during its recording on Tuesday night (9th January). Quite incredible, considering the diatribes of original host Mark Lamarr, I'm sure you'll agree.

Now fronted by ex-Popworld presenter Simon Amstell, the singer, according to a DiS snoop, became increasingly agitated as Amstell not only jokingly praised the band's third albumHow to Get Everything You Ever Wanted in Ten Easy Steps, but questioned how many tracks were written by the frontman and inevitably mocked his stint on last year's Celebrity Big Brother. He quoted sections from wife Chantelle Houghton's autobiography Living The Dream, with the following passage becoming the final indignity:

"The photoshoot was for the _Daily Mail, which made me feel very posh and upmarket. I'd never in my wildest dreams imagined I would be in the Daily Mail wearing M&S!"_

Probably best that he left when he did then. Amstell also had OK! and Hello front covers of the couple in his arsenal and a Paris Hilton look-alike featuring in the newly added 'From Biggie to Smalls' round. Filming only continued when team captain Bill Bailey seized a Preston 'look-alike' from the studio audience to join Phil Jupitus's team.

Oh dear. Was Preston a bad sport given that the programme is famous for its acidic, provocative humour? Was he nobly defending his wife's honour? Or is it conveniently timed tabloid fodder for his band's new single 'I Luv U', released January 15th? You decide.

I love

Simon Amstell

Her

line about the Daily Mail is absolute comedy gold

Lamarr >>>>>> Amstell

Sorry, but that has to be said.

Please please PLEASE

tell me "I Luv U" is a Dizzee Rascal cover...

I really like the new song

so tonight, i am going to listen to good music again to make sure that i don't like it anymore!

I said it on the other thread

He should have kicked Amstell's teeth down his throat.

but

he read out something his WIFE wrote HERSELF. erm...

Bwhahaaha.

This is classic. Oh how I love Simon Amstell.

hehe

Brilliant. He's mortally offended by somebody reading his wife's book...

I just found a copy of Victoria Beckham's autobiography on the next desk.

My favourite line so far:
"David played well and created two goals. That means he kicked the ball to the person who kicked the ball into the goal."

Why? Why write a book if you're an illiterate halfwit?

Amstell Is A Hero!!!

Although, Lamarr is better. He's a good enough replacement.

"his WIFE wrote HERSELF."

is probably not entirely accurate

All shoddy indie bands

should be subjected to Amstell's wrath.

Hero.

Amstell >>>>>> Lamarr

Sorry but Simon is infinitely better than Mark Lamarr. And that Daily Mail quote is hilarious...

I didn't know

his name was Samuel!

simon amstell

is absolute genius! think preston is trying to outdo himself in how much of a dick he can look.

the great tragedy of Buzzcocks

Is that the numpty who they get on to be mocked always thinks that someone else will be the victim. Even when they get sat down to the left of Jupitus they're still thinking "Ho Ho Ho, they're going to make mincemeat out of X whilst i just have a little giggle over here..."

i just had to use wikipedia to find out who Chantelle Houghton is. Having found out, i'm quite proud i didn't know :)

Madge Bishop

is on that weeks episode too. TRUEFACT.

Sweet!

Did anyone see the Bill Oddie episode? Jeeeeesus...

yeah

it was embarassing to watch, that man is a FOOL.

Is he

a bit, y'know... special?

not the first

He isn't the first person to walk out. Lemmy called Lamaar a c**t and stormed off after the round where they have people line up to guess the old star. Apparently Lamaar was being really rude to one of the women and Lemmy told him where to shove it. They edited it out and made it look like he hadn't gone anywhere when they showed it on tv, and Lemmy was furious.
I hate Mark Lammar.

not true

lemmy walked out when filming had already finished and it was only retakes that were being done. mark lamarr shouting that as he left.

preston is the first.

not true

lemmy walked out when filming had already finished and it was only retakes that were being done. mark lamarr shouting that as he left.

preston is the first.

or why pay an illiterate halfwit to write the book for you?

I'd have probably done it for half the price, I'm skint.

Seriously...

...go on Buxxcocks, get mocked, go home with your money.

You know whwat you're in for.

That spelling,

is awful, sorry, it's dark.

If she's happy to take the royalties

she should be happy to take the blame.

My day has

been made.

buzzcocks

The show is all cocks and no buzz, at least 2 series beyond its sell-by date. Lamarr was looking extremely bitter during last series and it's no surprise that he left. Instead of replacing the show with something new they replace Lamar with 'Lamar Light'. Is Anstell Lamarr's love child with Vanessa?, I think we should be told. Sadly, Jupitus has ceased to be funny and Bill Bailey's career will be damaged by any more of this tired crap.

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