Liam G: "I'd bum Lennon"

could fancy his chances in a staring contest with a corpse.

"Rocking Chair" was fucking bobbins, too. Wouldn't even make it onto a Greatest B-Sides compo.

John Lennon would give Liam Gallagher the time of day if he met him, let alone allow him to anally rape him.

Fuck's sake.

not really, no.

Be Here Now is one of the worst albums ever made. I used to play that album and laugh at it. It was so bad that it would cheer me up. Whatever was going on in my life, I could take comfort in knowing that it was likely temporary. I might be depressed and having a tough time in philosophy for a few months but I could get back on the horse eventually because I knew that Oasis had it worse. They would ALWAYS be the band responsible for Be Here Now. They should play that album for kids to teach them about the dangers of cocaine...

D'You Know What I Mean; Stand By Me; I Hope, I Think I Know and Don't Go Away are top tracks. Any one of them wouldn't be out of place on a best of.

You've also missed out the bit where Liam says that D'You Know What I Mean? was going to be on Stop The Clocks until the day before mastering. It was only taken off because it made the album too long.

They still haven't learned their lesson.

5 stars for fucking Razorlight.

which they've never done before or since. so lay off!

But Liams ace! I imagine watching Liam Gallagher round Sainsburys is more fun than watching the entire Razorlight creative process from start to finish.

way does masculinity relate to music taste?

and thats the bottom line, because I say so.

Interesting Fact #1

What’s The Story was panned by the critics who all sank their wonga into the Great Escape only for Oasis to trounce Blur in sales and the end of years at which point the music press miraculously reversed their panning on What's The Story.

Interesting Fact #2
I’ve just had a tune sandwich and a cup of sugary tea. It was nice.

Interesting Fact #3
Oasis have been fucking the corpse of Lennon for years.

another interesting reversal was q giving 'room on fire' 5 stars and then, not a year later, asking where it all went wrong with the strokes' 'disappointing' second album... revisionist idiots.

Q quite possibly takes the 'worst magazine in the world today' award. razorlight 5 stars? wank.

his son is called lennon.
lol
lemon more like.
i heard that liam was a black magician but he can't sing the blues. just some snidey crap that he inherited from his gormless gurning gene pool.
he owns a mod shop and wears a cravat.
go figure.

major scales contain chords out of the notes of the scales.
Modal-
Ionian- (in c) C D E F G A B C
Dorian- (in c) D E F G A B C D
Phrygian- (in c) E F G A B C D E
Lydian- (in c) F G A B C D E F
Mixolydian- (in c) G A B C D E F G
Aeolian- (in c) A B C D E F G A
Locrian- (in c) B C D E F G A B

some of the top boys tried to kill me cos i won't take a deal where i become a laughing stock- so somebody else has to do it.

Learn your chords and what notes make what chords- compare to the major scale where each note represents the core chord of that note- major 7th, major major 7th, minor 7th, diminished and of course the sus2 and sus4 chords.

Many of you should find this coldplay used music helpful!
Fuck all of them.