Liam G: "I'd bum Lennon"
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In more Sun newspaper/Oasis news, younger Gallagher brother Liam has told the tabloid that if he were to meet John Lennon today he'd "probably bum him".
"I'd freak him out by looking at him, stare him out," claimed Liam, _"but I don't know. I'd probably bum him."
When asked about new Christmas cash-in comp Stop The Clocks, the ever-evasive frontman revealed that if it were up to him and not brother Noel, the record's tracklisting wouldn't have appeared as it eventually did.
"I think he's missed a few. I'd have put on _'Rockin' Chair', 'D'You Know What I Mean?'... I would have [included] some off 'Be Here Now'."_
That record was, of course, panned by the critics and has since been disowned by many fans of the band.
"If he didn't like the record _(Be Here Now) that much, he shouldn't have put the fucking record out in the first place,"_ protested the singer. "I don't know what's up with him but it's a top record, man, and I'm proud of it - it's just a little bit long."
DiScuss: How many discussions have you had down the pub with Oasis fans making the same claims as Liam Gallagher? Is there any way that the band could reclaim their long-lost 'cool' factor? Is there not just a tiny part of you that longs for the days when things were simple and you were either the poncey, Southern art student or the manly, retro Northern scally? How much of a struggle is it today to balance a masculine identity while listening to music that is seen by the masses as more feminine than the likes of R'n'B and hip-hop? Are you ever consumed by a primal urge to 'Smack That'?
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bum gallagher while he was bumming lennon. making a sort of progressively less musically influential homoerotic sandwich.
How much of a struggle is it today to balance a masculine identity while listening to music that is
Not much of a struggle at all to be honest. But thanks for asking.
Only Liam Gallagher
could fancy his chances in a staring contest with a corpse.
"Rocking Chair" was fucking bobbins, too. Wouldn't even make it onto a Greatest B-Sides compo.
be here now panned by the critics...
... thing is, it wasn't. if i recall correctly nme gave it 9 out of 10, and vox gave it a similarly glowing review...
it was another case of 'we can't afford to review this album badly because our readers won't buy our paper any more', and then revisionists claiming they said it was rubbish all along.
mark beaumont also gave 'kid a' half a star out of 5. twat. that's got nothing to do with this, it just still annoys me.
I don't imagine
John Lennon would give Liam Gallagher the time of day if he met him, let alone allow him to anally rape him.
How many people "aloow" themselves to be raped?
Surely a lack of consent is kind of implicit...
*allow
Fuck's sake.
ok.
I don't imagine john lennon would allow liam gallagher to anally penetrate him.
happy?
thus he would have to rape him
not really, no.
for once i agree with some of what liam says
noel's constant 'oh that was shit' mode is irritating. why did he put the fucking record out if he didn't like it, indeed?
Lenin?
You created a band listing especially for this article? And you think it's funny? Russian Roulette Records? Oh for fucks sake, my sides. Please stop etc etc.
Mike Diver? Is that you?
paedo
Isn't his son called Lennon?
he's made
a whole career out of talking about the same thing over and over and over
is it me or
is this the point when the gallaghers bollocks finally outweighed their music? bum lennon? good god...
this has got to be the funniest thing liam gallagher has ever said or will say
just the bit about bumming lennon though.
i'd bum lenin, personally
Just Say No!
Be Here Now is one of the worst albums ever made. I used to play that album and laugh at it. It was so bad that it would cheer me up. Whatever was going on in my life, I could take comfort in knowing that it was likely temporary. I might be depressed and having a tough time in philosophy for a few months but I could get back on the horse eventually because I knew that Oasis had it worse. They would ALWAYS be the band responsible for Be Here Now. They should play that album for kids to teach them about the dangers of cocaine...
i like
Be Here Now,
yes its too long, but actually I don't care. It still has the swagger, the signature guitar solos and the melodies.
The Oasis album I really hate is Heathen Chemistry
i also quite like be here now
it has a very specific and distinctive feeling about it.
I too like Be Here Now
D'You Know What I Mean; Stand By Me; I Hope, I Think I Know and Don't Go Away are top tracks. Any one of them wouldn't be out of place on a best of.
You've also missed out the bit where Liam says that D'You Know What I Mean? was going to be on Stop The Clocks until the day before mastering. It was only taken off because it made the album too long.
Be Here Now...
Is probably the most under-rated album ever! Although it could've done with a decent editor as the songs are too long.
Q gave it 5 stars and then didn't give another new album 5 stars for about 3 years afterwards. Presumably that's because nothing surpassed be here now and not because there was a blanket ban on the knee jerking 5-star review.
Fast forward 9/10 years later...
They still haven't learned their lesson.
5 stars for fucking Razorlight.
To be fair
I've never liked Oasis (cue "what kind of cunt wouldn't like Definitely Maybe" remarks), but Be Here Now was particularly despicable. D'You Know What I Mean is probably the worst, most-overblown pile of shite masquerading as a song ever. Nearly 8 minutes of macho swagger and barely half a tune.
it's oasis trying to do something interesting
which they've never done before or since. so lay off!
bollocks.
this is probably the most petty thing i've ever been involved in but:
I'm saying john lennon wouldn't give consent for liam gallagher to have sex with him. ie consentual sex. If liam proposed it, john lennon would turn it down.
fool.
I've never really been an Oasis Fan
But Liams ace! I imagine watching Liam Gallagher round Sainsburys is more fun than watching the entire Razorlight creative process from start to finish.
I'd break them up
I don't think the legend that is John Lennon should have to suffer being in the same room as Liam.
it made chuckle.
cock.
in what
way does masculinity relate to music taste?
You must know the difference...
Nothing wrong with masculinity in music...but macho posturing is often poisonous.
Be Here Now = Ace
and thats the bottom line, because I say so.
haven't
Liam and Noel been bumming John Lennon since 1994?
Well remembered
Interesting Fact #1
What’s The Story was panned by the critics who all sank their wonga into the Great Escape only for Oasis to trounce Blur in sales and the end of years at which point the music press miraculously reversed their panning on What's The Story.
Interesting Fact #2
I’ve just had a tune sandwich and a cup of sugary tea. It was nice.
Interesting Fact #3
Oasis have been fucking the corpse of Lennon for years.
Liam
saying he would bum John Lennon is hardly news! We knew that when we first heard him open his mouth!
As for Be Here Now, i remember liking 'Magic Pie' at the time but that was about it!
I sold my entire oasis collection on ebay about 2 years back and some mug in Australia bought it for £70! ha ha.
i worked in a
bun factory once. which sounds like bum. no sign of Lennon though.
thanks...
another interesting reversal was q giving 'room on fire' 5 stars and then, not a year later, asking where it all went wrong with the strokes' 'disappointing' second album... revisionist idiots.
Q quite possibly takes the 'worst magazine in the world today' award. razorlight 5 stars? wank.
Q magazine
reviewed (WTS) Morning Glory, gave it two stars and called it a disappointment. The next month, evidently after being leaned on by Creation/Sony, reviewed it *again*, saying something apologetic like "Sometimes albums are just growers". Spineless journalism.
Ass you like it
Liam and his brother are known in the underground music lore as being the ass-fuck for the scottish freak Alan Mcgee
Google Mcgee and see what a total gimper he is.
The whole homo business of music is to fool the masses and make us become blinded to such industry is really after.
Satan wants your soul.
http://grailcode.net/
have a right good look at the shit on this site.
Liam and NOel are just weakminds being used for destructive purposes by the gaydrugs pushers who want to fool you all into following them.
Notice the amount of ugly old people with money these days- driving new cars whilst intelligent and naturally good looking people are being punished for that by the dull retards that follow these talentshow clowns like they are their football heroes. Buy an oasis album and then 'Leave it be'
Cheers
'I'd bum lennon'
his son is called lennon.
lol
lemon more like.
robbie (rubbish) williams supplied his wife for him.
liam is a black magic spastic apparently i heard whilst in the local morgue trying to find a bj from his mum.
'I'd bum lennon'
his son is called lennon.
lol
lemon more like.
i heard that liam was a black magician but he can't sing the blues. just some snidey crap that he inherited from his gormless gurning gene pool.
he owns a mod shop and wears a cravat.
go figure.
google catgotwasted to hear some good music
i don't wanna be the scapegoat for this generation's clowns.
so i made the boat rock and roll.
they are thieving my contextual processes and thoughts.
fuck all of 'em and make it yourself.
music theory- in a nutshell
major scales contain chords out of the notes of the scales.
Modal-
Ionian- (in c) C D E F G A B C
Dorian- (in c) D E F G A B C D
Phrygian- (in c) E F G A B C D E
Lydian- (in c) F G A B C D E F
Mixolydian- (in c) G A B C D E F G
Aeolian- (in c) A B C D E F G A
Locrian- (in c) B C D E F G A B
some of the top boys tried to kill me cos i won't take a deal where i become a laughing stock- so somebody else has to do it.
Learn your chords and what notes make what chords- compare to the major scale where each note represents the core chord of that note- major 7th, major major 7th, minor 7th, diminished and of course the sus2 and sus4 chords.
Many of you should find this coldplay used music helpful!
Fuck all of them.
I was drunk and insulted Liam Gallagher!- Sorry exclusive.
I would like to fully apologise to Liam Gallagher if I pissed him off.
I was drunk and very feeling stupid ass silly as I am a naughty boy myself and was a bit annoyed at all the attention he was getting!
If he would like an Alec Guinneas on the house for recompense, then I will fork out and maybe get him some salt n vinegar walkers as well.
Anyway, he don't care cos he is a rockstar and things fuck up from time to time.
Sorry.
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