Rapper in underage proposition
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P Diddy struck a blow for the entourage recently when a 17-year-old fan popped the question on live TV.
The teenager, known simply as 'Irene', was appearing on Tyra Banks' US chat show, talking of her obsession with the grunting diddyman when he burst through a poster of his very own face. Wow, who'da thunk?
After getting over the 'shock' she did as any other self-confessed superfan would, and took his proximity as a cue to ask for his be-jewelled hand in marriage.
Diddy panics and garbles: "I'm not ready to get married."
Pressing on unfazed, Irene concluded that: "You will be in one year and 22 days - I'll be 18." Either she's unusually good at maths for one so illogical, or she's thought this one through.
The audience later did that annoying 'whooping' (wumping?) thing only Americans can do when Irene retorted, "She's nothing like me," as the rapper explained he's already got at least one pregnant girlfriend in Kim Porter. No love. We're sure she's not.
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why will it be one year and 22 days before she's 18? Did I miss some massive point?
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I'd marry them.
I'm proud
that wumping has made it into a story. I can die happy now my invented words are taking over the world.
To answer the question: it all depends. If it was a 17 year-old, then I'd probably say yes. Hell yeah.
yeah!
perhaps she's 22 days away from being 17 and they rounded it up?
But
would you marry P Diddy?
Just re-read the story-
"he burst through a poster of his very own face". This thought will keep me very happy on this cold winter's day.
Haha
I hadn't realised quite how ace that line is. Brilliant.
I'm not sure i could handle marrying Diddy. He's a Bad Boy 4 Life, isn't he, so you'd get no let up?
some guy
asked me to marry him in a club once.
random.
people are strange.
people who want to marry p diddy are stranger
nah
either way someone's wrong
i'm banking on the girl
SO WRONG
Well...
As long as she's more than 22 days from being 18 now then in 1 year and 22 days she will be 18, it just won't be her 18th birthday.
I'd marry you
but you're from Surbiton
I'm too polite
to turn down a marriage proposal. I have manners. great story tho!
perhaps
she meant to say "in one year, minus twenty-two days, i'll be eighteen"
but i doubt it
she is, after all, obsessed with him
It's happened to me, too..
...A stranger dropped down on one knee in the middle of the street and shouted "Will you marry me?!", then buggered off. I was frankly disgusted he ran out on me so quickly. It wouldn't have worked, anyway. He had big hair, and my hair is such I am living proof Brian May and Slash from Guns 'n' Roses had a secret lovechild together in the 80s. Imagine what the kids would look like - "Congratulations! It's a ball of fur!!".
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