Iron maiden Osbourne did it in the dark
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Recently self-proclaimed "real iron maiden" (oh, you know the story) and X-Factor judge-type android Sharon Osbourne has told someone, some where, that she used to do it in the dark with Ozzy, reports chartsingles.net.
Osbourne, also seen day in day out slapping her arse in Asda (the pizzas are ever such good value), said that having plastic surgery - a tummy tuck and a face lift - saved her sex life:
"I'd never want to make love with the light on. I'd roll myself not only in the sheet, but the duvet and the pillows. Ozzy would tell me I was daft."
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Iron maiden Osbourne did it in the dark
Stop it. Seriously.
Re: Iron maiden Osbourne did it in the dark
she's had surgery? shit, i thought it was meant to make you look better.
Re: Iron maiden Osbourne did it in the dark
Like Courtney Love she had a gigantic schnecker that needed to be fixed.
Iron maiden Osbourne did it in the dark
she has a face like a cutting board! surgery? clearly not enough...she should get another face lift - but this time lift it orf her head! OOOOOOh
Iron maiden Osbourne did it in the dark
This picture scares me.
hahahahhhaahahaha someone's bored.
xMx
hahahahhhaahahaha someone's bored.
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