Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
You - yes, you, Mr Carling, have voted Robbie Williams the best live solo artist in, like, the world. To add insult to injury, you've also picked U2 as the best live band. Forgive us for calling you a pleb but, well, you're a pleb.
The survey by Carling polled 5,000 'music fans'. Williams beat off (heh) competition from David Bowie and - excuse me while I puke into my own lap - Paul Weller. Also in the top ten for live solo performers were Jimi Hendrix (um, dead?) and Madonna. On the live band front, The Who, the Rolling Stones and Coldplay ranked highly.
A man from Carling said: "It's great to see that current bands like Oasis can sit comfortably alongside rock greats like The Who and Rolling Stones".
Alongside the live poll, the beer also asked people for their favourite albums and singles of all time, leading to the standard The Stone Roses, Definitely Maybe and Nevermind responses for the former, and 'Smells Like Teen Spirit', 'Imagine' and 'Love Wil... Apa... Ag...'... zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
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And I drink Carling...
*cries*
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
Hah, I choked on my lunch reading that.
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as y
But you rehash press releases for your news stories.
Which is worse?
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The stuff in your paper?
The items on the television?
You think journalists MAKE news?
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as y
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
yes. not music journalists as much tho.
will this turn into a 'whats an indie kids favourite booze topic?
yes
okay
either Vodka straight or Fosters. Maybe double amaretto and coke if i want something that has a nice taste
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
AND I like U2. So shoot me.
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
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Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
What a shitty list of performers, why did they bother? We've all known for years that Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix and so on are great - Mr Carling's opinion is worthless and changes nothing.
And, frankly, Oasis haven't been a 'current band' for years - they're deadder than Keith Moon.
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
So it'll continue to be liberally poured down my throat, ta very much
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Don't tempt me
xx
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F O S T E R S
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The Stone Roses reformed maybe, but definitely not U2
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If, as you imply, this is not worth reporting, then why bother? After all, it's hardly news that people like Robbie Williams is it.
If Carling drinkers (/Sun readers) voted Elliot Smith best live act, that WOULD be news. Cos he's dead.
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
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Thank you.
That is the funniest post ever.
I know where most news comes from.
I am a journalist.
You (and the other news 'writers) are not journalists.
My editor would never let me rehash press releases or copy other websites, without speaking directly to the people involved.
I speak to the folk making the news.
And I investigate to discover news that is not being 'released'.
You could learn from some of these points.
It would improve this website.
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'Tho I, too, am a journalist, trained and everything.
But I only have a few minutes per day to add stories to DiS.
So if something reads a little recycled (which this isn't, by the way - only the hard facts are taken from any press release), please do forgive me that.
Dare I ask what you're a journalist on? A paper? A magazine? The radio? I've worked in the national and local press, so hopefully I'm not being looked down upon by someone who's still chasing up stories about grannies being pestered by hoodie-ed 14-year-olds on a council estate in Bromsgrove.
Being investigative is something to be proud of, and believe me when I say that if I had the time and resources to do so myself the DiS news section would be running exclusives every single day. I have contacts enough to ensure that we got the gossip before anywhere else (NME, Playlouder). But I don't have the time. So it doesn't. Apologies there, sir.
But anyway, glad to be of some amusing service on an otherwise dull afternoon back at the 9-5 grind after a prolonged weekend of booze and sunshine.
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
And i bet Mr.Smith has better music taste...
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It would be great if you did have the time (and the resources) to be able to chase up original stories. That would make DiS an even greater read.
One day I imagine you will find your deep throat and be the woodward of the online music world.
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
:-)
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Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
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Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
Fuck them.
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as y
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
I had some carling again the other night at one of their stunning venues... it really isn't very nice! Cheap though, so fair play to them!
Oh, and i've slept with Robbie Williams.
Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
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Carling drinkers: your music taste is as poor as your taste in beer...
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oh dear. please go away.


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