Girls Aloud don't like brown teeth and mouldy fingers, it seems...
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Girls Aloud - they are not unattractive - reckon Pete Doherty's a bit rubbish. While they're not alone in thinking this, they are sort of famous, which is why The Times reported their slurs.
The group's Kimberly Walsh commented: "I guess that if you like brown teeth and mouldy fingers, he's your guy."
Oooh, what a bitch.
Fellow Alouder Nadine Coyle - she's the one that's Scottish or something - had a dig at the Babyshambles singer's musical ability:
"He's supposed to be this musical genius, but has anyone heard his singing? I've heard a Babyshambles album and it was like, 'What am I listening to!?' We could make a record that sounded like that, but could he make one that sounded like us?"
Yes, given the right songwriters, but could he wear a dress quite so well? No, probably not. Girls Aloud are in the press because they've a best-of album out soon, called The Sound Of Girls Aloud. It features the rubbish single 'Something Kinda Ooooh', and thankfully some good songs. Like that one about sex aids.
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Girls Aloud
they have a point
he is a cunt ... with a shit voice
Love or Hate Pete Doherty
I just don't think Girls Aloud should be allowed to comment on music ever. What the fuck do they know???
I know they're technically in a "band" but they really should be quiet.
I hate it
I wouldn't wump on it if I was desperate
I really like the new one!
granted yes, it's no 'wake me up' but... all their singles are better than any of that babyshambles SHIT he put out.
yeah
Last time i checked they didnt write music
they should be put in a air tight container and force feed crack until they too have mouldy fingers and brown teeth .... see how they would like it!
I saw Girls Aloud...
...at V festival and they were just fit. I'd have gone straight through all of them, including the ginger.
I suppose a Girls Aloud/Doherty collaboration
isn't going to happen after all. Shame.
Am I allowed to like a bit of both of them? I didn't get the Babyshambles album or the second Libertines one but I liked the Albion single and will most probably be getting the Girls Aloud best of.
babyshambles are
utter shite there is no getting away form it
What?
Sorry, just because they "don't write their own music" and "don't play their own instruments" they know less about music than you or I? That's rockism at it's best and a load of shite.
Everything they said is right, the guy isn't attractive, the last album was shit and they could probably do an album like it easier than he could do an album that sounded like their last one.
The new single is awesome by the way. It's no Love Machine, granted but then what is?
the new single is brilliant
one of their best.
Ive got ta heat it up,
got ta got ta heat it up.
and the rest.
That's a shame...
Irish and Yorkie are my two favourites. What bitches. I've never been that fond of Blondie, Ginger or Racist.
phwoaaar!
Girls Aloud - i would!!!!
in order of preference
1.Sarah
2.Kimberley
3. Nicola
4. Cheryl
5. Nadine
I would ride Sarah (the blonde one) til the cows came home. And by cows i don't mean the rest of the band.
i would ride them too.
good songs too.
What are you talking about?
GIRLS ALOUD NO NOTHING ABOUT MUSIC FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
Get a brain man.
"They are not unattractive"
This is false.
Hmmm
Sorry. I wouldn't even say Girls Aloud are even technically a band.
They are indeed a rotting bunch of ass hats.
Although I don't like rather that Doherty fella much either!
Rockism
That's the worst word in the world, isn't it? I mean, the sentiment is well meaning, but the way ILM and the like bandy it around it smacks a little of "hey, look at us being all-encompassing! Unless you're a guitar-based group of pretty much any sort, obviously".
Also, the new single is merely a microwave reheated Wake Me Up.
i dont even know what an
ass hat is but its one of the funniest
put downs i will hear in my life time
genius !!
mate you need help
i think babyshite are rubbish too but
i dont see how any sane man can stick up for girls aloud...and you cant go around making up ISM's rockism what the fuck is that?
"i mean its no love machine"
ha ha i bet you bought steven gately's last effort didnt you "i mean its no bright eyes but ..what is"
.
Sarah and Kimberley above Cheryl and Nadine? Nadine bottom? Nicola NOT bottom? What the hell is wrong with you?
Ass Hat.
Was getting bored shitless reading these comments but the above remark has made my day. Just trying to decide who to call an ass hat at silver rocket tonight. I have my suspicions!
i knew
there was a reason why kimberley was always my favourite
It's not genius
It's a bit shite... And unless you're American, the word 'ass' has no place here.
HUZZAH
pete doherty:
IS an ugly cunt
DESERVES to die from a crack overdose
CAN'T sing
IS an ugly cunt (that point needs reiterating to all those foolish greasy teen girls who think that pete's round, greasy pudding face, fucked up teeth and filthy, shit-caked fingernails are attractive)
let's hope the cunt pops it soon so we can all dance on his grave
I'll be getting
the best of probably, but no one seriously thinks that girls aloud could ever in a million years sound like babyshambles?
huh?
ass? surely that's English for a type of Donkey? Shakespeare used it all the time if I recall?
THE 3rd EARL IS HERE
OK.....OK
a) Pete Doherty is more intelligent than all 5 GIRLS combined.....
b) They should stick to cavorting with young DYSLEXIC footballers at london clubs and leave the music to those who can write music.
c) Pete Doherty is one of THE BEST LYRICISTS around and to hear this chuckleheads talking about him is just plain funny, THEY SHOULD CERTAINLY STICK TO ANNOUNCING THE BLUE PETER COMPETITION WINNERS.
d) HE LOVES AND IS ADDICTED TO A SUBSTANCE OF HIS CHOICE, like many of us who are either addicted to sex, shoes, cigarettes or jeremy beadle, we do admit to this and he has finally admitted this but seeking help isn't easy for addicts so do lay off him and let the press do the talking.......
YOU KNOW HE IS A BETTER LYRICIST THAN BARAT SO SHUT IT!!!!
DO YOU WANT TO PUT LYRICS TOGETHER???
BRING IT ON........
PETE IS GETTING BETTER SO WATCH THIS SPACE...
3rd Earl
Ridiculous
They are not in the same league, they have made ridiculous comments and should learn to say a little less.
bf
'Girls aloud in stating the obvious shock'
i like Blondie
especially that "Hanging on the Telephone" song
Arf.
he is overrated
face it!!!
I need help because I like Girls Aloud?
Or because I find the thought of someone saying that Girls Aloud shouldn't comment on music because "they no nothing" about it a bit silly?
Sadly I missed Gately's last album, I'm sure it was a cracking good pile of power ballads though.
Nah.
Cuntrash is worse.
And I think Rockism fitted my point exactly.
right
thanks
Pete Doherty's...
... the indie worzel gummidge
The blonde used to
take it th'arse in Asda carpark in Stockport. Fact
the difference
is that girls aloud are fit, whilst pete doherty is a bit shit, really.
let's face it, girls aloud are far more attractive than pete. pete's a minger. he probably eats his own faeces.
i'd also like to say i hope he died of a crack overdose very soon, as he is an absolute cunt.
racists aloud vs. that feeble crack-monkey
it's like watching that bumfights video. For a moment it seems exciting, but you quickly realise how degrading it is for everyone involved and as you grow more and more angry about the whole terrible farce it's probably best to redirect your anger at the scum-sucking money-men who persuaded the desperate losers to fight for a bit of cash rather than hating the dimwitted drug-addled victims...
...are his fingers actually mouldy? he should get to a hospital...
Bollocks
This has proved they know absolutely nothing about music. I hope girls aloud get aids and die.
docherty
after completly destroying the respect and memory of joe strummer with his bullshite release of "janie jones"(with no thanks to mick jones)this guy has just about put a lid on himself. pete, do us all a favour and shove a big fat dose of smack in yer skinny trackmarked arm..AND FUCK OFF AND DIE!
DO IT NOW.
Heat it up.
Think this is doherty's pre-fix mantra
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