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Darkness' bass man quits

A nation's 'tache fanciers weep as the Darkness have confirmed that their venerable bassist Frankie Poullain (pictured, right) has left the band.

A post on the band’s official website today has confirmed this morning’s tabloid reports that Poullain has parted company with the band, due to the classic Tap-esque reason, musical differences.

With immediate effect, bass player, Frankie Poullain, is no longer a member of The Darkness.

Remaining members have cited musical differences as the reason for his departure. A replacement will be announced within coming months.

According to The Currant Bun (that's The Sun, non-cockneys). A ‘source close to the band’ as said

Ed is a childhood pal of Justin. With Dan being Justin’s brother, Frankie always felt like the outsider.

“Tensions grew during recording sessions in Wales over Frankie’s mind being elsewhere. Frankie felt he had done all he could and decided to retire to the French countryside.”

Just feel fortunate that is wasn't the drummer who had to leave - otherwise he'd have been contractually obliged to explode in a tragic gardening accident or something...

Darkness' bass man quits

excellent. now he can start work on his long awaited solo opus!

Darkness' bass man quits

i'll look forward to his new jazz direction.

sod the darkness anyway -

wig wam are the new darkness.

Darkness' bass man quits

Aw. Frankie was a great bass player. His permanently quizzical expression never failed to make me laugh. Not sure whether it was meant to or not.

Darkness' bass man quits

and now he can put that cucumber backin the fridge...

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Hooray for Wig Wam - They were robbed!!!

Darkness' bass man quits

I guess he finally realized how shit they were.

Darkness' bass man quits

One down...three to go.

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im just waiting for the drummer to spontaneously combust

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I'm waiting for them all to spontaneously combust.

Darkness' bass man quits

The Curse Of Newsted strikes again.

He should join Ozzy's band too.

Darkness' bass man quits

id totally forgotten about them....

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Fuck yeah, they were only beaten by the Moldovian Old Woman in her rocking chair, playing percussion for what appeared to be a RHCP covers band.

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i envy you

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I'd been trying with fair success to forget about them.
Don't worry... the new album will sell 8 copies and then they'll fuck off and work in McDonalds. I predict they''ll make 2 star employees at least.

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Wouldn't you be horrified if they came back with a majestic, synth-tinged opus on a par with The Cars' seminal 'Heartbeat City'?

Me too.

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I like The Darkness. I am not ashamed.

Darkness' bass man quits

Musical differences = "I think we should make good shit, and the others don't agree."

Darkness' bass man quits

I hope he actually has managed to retire to the french countryside with a couple of million quid....I'd join a shit joke band for a couple of years and do that!

did he write?

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Yeah, my mind would be 'elsewhere' too if I was stuck in a studio with The Darkness.

Darkness' bass man quits

ah well.

i wonder who the replacment will be? Nicky Wire would fit right in. ;o)

Darkness' bass man quits

Shame on all you for your collective snubbing of The Darkness. Why you were probably the crowd requesting 'Get Your Hands off of my Woman' in clubs when you first heard it. But wait, they got a little to popular and suddenly it didn't seem as ironic right? You're also the same people who probably bought Blur's Country House single or JJ72's 'Why Won't it Snow?'

The Darkness are wicked, and that's that.

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I love the Darkness and am sad that Frankie felt he needed to leave. :-(

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*insert spinal tap joke here*

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