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Static-X man does a Jacko...

Static-X guitarist Tripp Eisen is being held in police custody having been arrested for two seperate sexual assualts.

Without going into the sordid details, Eisen (real name Tod Rex Salvador) has been charged with aggravated sexual assault, kidnapping, luring to entice a minor through the Internet and endangering the welfare of a child. The kidnapping charge alone could mean 30 years in prison.

Needless to say, his fellow bandmates aren't very impressed by these antics and have booted him out of the band, issuing the following statement:

"Static-X has parted ways with guitarist Tripp Eisen, effective immediately. Tripp is currently dealing with personal issues that prohibit him from being able to fulfill his commitment to the band. No replacement has yet been chosen".

Eugh.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

I always knew ONE of these nu-metal bands hid a deep, dark secret. Now I know which one.

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eww he's creeeeeeeeeepy.

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he does actually have the same kind of plasticy face as Jacko.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

Gross!

Static-X man does a Jacko...

If you had a name like Tod Rex Salvador, why would you need to change it?

Static-X man does a Jacko...

haha UNLUCKY DICKHEAD!

Static-X man does a Jacko...

apparently he's 39 too. that's well old.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

i heard the girl was about 14 on another website...what a fucking loser

Static-X man does a Jacko...

uuuuuuurgh

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pretty shit for the girl, too.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

Um.... Innocent until proven guilty anyone?

Static-X man does a Jacko...

haha
nu-industrial-metal.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

I hope that man gets trapped in a burning room full of deadly snakes.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

Horrible horrible horrible horrible band. And guitarist.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

I repeat innocent until proven guilty.

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This is the most awesome post, ever.
We should give this dude a medal.
'Dick cheese'... what a great insult.
I used to say that when I was 11.
Seriously.
A MEDAL.

Re: Static-X man does a Jacko...

What the fuck was that all about? Jesus...

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