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P. Doherty: Sean "Puffy-smoker" Combs - skag boy for life?

Brand-new(ish) free London paper The London Paper has been forced to apologise to rapper-cum-businessman P Diddy, or Diddy, or whatever (i.e. Sean Combs), after printing a picture of him beside an article reporting Pete Doherty's latest drama.

The column in question asked, "Just what does he have to do to get banged up? He's only been done for possessing crack cocaine, heroin and cannabis". Quite clearly about the Babyshambles singer, then. Who, obviously, looks black these days.

The 'paper's apology ran as follows:

"P Diddy is entirely unconnected with the allegations in the article which were intended to relate to an entirely different person and his name and picture were used entirely in error. We emphasise P Diddy was not connected to the text and we apologise to him for the embarrassment he has been caused."

Whoops.

P Diddy probably did too

He is, after all, black. It's a fair cop.

haha !!!

P Diddy fucking loves a bit of class A !!

absolutely

the post of the year.

hah

Both the new London free papers are shite

don't look black into the sun

also

i heartily approve of the revised title of this article.

i read London Lite

for the first time the other day.

what a waste of paper. i have flushed dirty toilet paper away that had more stimulating content.

roughly 60% of it was "celebrity" news. absolute tosh.

thank you :)

And the picture

Good work

all the skag i take

all the lines i rake
i'll be pissing blue

it was the best i could do without ever taken drugs.

black people

...

cynic....

lots more people are aware of this new london paper now....

funny that ...

Congratulations

You are officially a better lyricist than Pete Doherty

mmm how annoyingly

postmodern

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