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Fizzy pop-rockers: Lordi get soft

It's Friday. News of substance is conspicuous by its absence. So...

Lordi - monster-masked Eurovision winners - are to have a soft drink produced and sold in their 'honour'. Lordi Cola is to be made by Finnish drinks maker Olvi Group.

The band's singer, Mr Lordi, has designed the cans - five designs will be used, each featuring a different band member - and a spokesperson for the cola's maker, Ritva Sinisalo, told the BBC:

"The Lordi phenomenon has brought the whole nation together."

Presumably Finland's dentists are excited about this development. Expect Barbados holiday homes to be full of them by the winter. Meanwhile, Lordi have a few UK dates coming up in October.

October
26 Nottingham Rock City
27 Birmingham Academy
29 Manchester Academy
30 Glasgow Barrowlands
31 London The Forum

My ex-flatmate was from Finland.

He went 5 years without seeing a dentist.

Coincidence? I suspect yes.

Say Aaaaah

Shamefully, I'm up to seven years.

2 years

and i'm feeling it...

Seven's kind of impressive.

I have a regular check-up myself. It's weird - my teeth seem to be pretty much the only part of my body I never have any problems with.

9 years

always in pain

9!

wow that's quite impressive in a disturbing sort of way.

:(

ewwwwwwwww, you lot smell.

i must be on

about 5

I'm too scared/skint to go now.

It's nice to have a forum that says my lack of dental hygine is impressive...

so thank you all, it gives me more motivation to keep doing nothing.

On the one hand, I've only gone twice to the dentists in 13 years, and I never needed fillings then. And never any pain at all.

On the other hand, one of my favourite foods is Marks and Spencers wine gums.

M&S do wine gums?!

Bloody hell. How much do they cost?
This is not just a wine gum, this is a 1961 Chateau Latour confiture...

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