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Pink plans big screen bio

Slightly saucy pop-stress, Pink, is pushing for a big screen adaptation of her private diary.

The Beck-collaborating singer wants her own story to be told after the planned biopic of sixties icon Janis Joplin, which was mooted to have Pink starring in the lead role, was postponed.

"I plan to write a film script based on them. They are shocking, inspiring and, above all, true to my heart," said the singer.

Pink plans big screen bio

Bothered.

Pink plans big screen bio

overestimated sense of self-importance?

Pink plans big screen bio

mum, i'm going down the shops to buy some pringles. i don't know if you'll be here when i get back, but anyway.

who's in the bathroom?

Pink plans big screen bio

What next?

'Mel C' the musical?

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Now that! is a good idea :)

Pink plans big screen bio

US R 'n B sensation/rock princess/alt-bubblegum popster Pink is all she says she is - inspiring, shocking and true to her heart.
I mean look at how the content of her singles range from "slating" Britney Spears to "popping" pills to being "abused" as a child.
Its definitely a film which is eagerly anticipated amongst the members of my social circle....

Pink plans big screen bio

Be a damn sight better than that Morrissey musical anyway.

Pink plans big screen bio

I hate Pink.
There's something really vile about her and her movie is bound to be nothing more than showing what a attitude she thinks she has.
Why the hell was she chosen to play Janis Joplin anyway?

Pink plans big screen bio

BOVVERED! Does anyone give a shit?

Pink plans big screen bio

"Hi, my name is Pink and I'm a kick-ass, in-your-face, poet of the streets rock 'n roll star. I'm every teenage boy's fantasy and if you don't believe me just check out my spread in Maxim. I'm hot, really hot! I've led the life every one dreams of having and so I'm making a movie of my diary, which has a lot of similarities to my own life. I'll bet by the time I'm thirty I make two more films of the excitement and adventure of my fabulous celebrity. I have a working title of I'm Pink and You're Not. It's gonna be big. No mizzundirstandin dat!!"

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"I'll fuckin' stab you mom!"
"that's nice dear"
"I WILL!"
"ok, put the knife down"
"MOM! I said I'll...."
"look, I'll take the little 'young cookery set' plastic knife then"
"AWWWWWWWWWWWW youre so mean. You never let me play 'broken home'"
"Not whilst daddy is earning 100k a year darling, no, now go play in the sanpit"

Pink plans big screen bio

but would you?

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brutally kill her? without a doubt.

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they made a morrissey musical? or am i just being a gullible idiot? i suspect the latter

Pink plans big screen bio

She looks like Eddie Izzard! Get it away!

Pink plans big screen bio


Eddie Izzard is way more feminine than Pink. How the fuck is she going to play Janis Joplin? It's like casting a famine victim as Biggie Smalls.

Pink plans big screen bio

complete careerist-rebel shite that DiS should just ignore.

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i agree. she is fucking ribbish and always has been and always will be unless some kind of musical miracle takes place. she is a talentless, obnoxious, faux-rock'n'roll waste of breath.

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I don't think you are being gullible. I heard something about that too...
http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/theatre/news/story.jsp?story=581300

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