Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
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He's bitten heads off bats and doves, pissed on the Alamo, snorted urine and threatened to kill his wife; now Ozzy Osbourne has turned crime fighter, taking on a burglar who broke into his Buckinghamshire home.
In a news conference, 'The Prince Of Darkness' was praised by police for tackling the thief who stole jewellery from the Osbournes as they slept. According to BBC News Online, the singer grabbed an intruder who then jumped 30ft (10m) from a first floor as the star gave chase.
Osbourne said he acted on impulse, reflecting he could have been seriously hurt in the incident. Yet, when asked if he'd do it again he replied, with typical bravado, "Is the Pope a Catholic?"
The Black Sabbath frontman and reality TV show star has now offered a £100,000 reward for information leading to a conviction.
DiScuss: If, say, someone tried to steal a record or rock memorabilia from you, what would you fight for to get back? Should the Government employ Ozzy as part of a rock star-staffed crime-fighting team? If so, who should be on it?
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Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
ozzy for prime minister, i say.
i bet mr. blair wouldn't tackle a burgler if they robbed no. 10.
i bet mr. blair wouldn't tackle a burgler if they robbed no. 10.
Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
I repeat...Ozzy I salute you...
Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
Blair wouldn't have to. He's got armed agents watching over him as he sleeps. All Ozzy's got is his family. Oh, and shitloads of cash with which he could employ security guards. Hang on, something doesn't add up...
Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
I just had my flat robbed last week. fucking bastards at least they left my CD collection alone. Prob had a shit taste in music the cunts....
Re: Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
mmm... around the same time last year he falls off his quad bike just as his new single is due for release. Fast fwd virtually 12 months and now he's apparently fought off a burgular but with no product to promote... unless Sharon needs to shift a few more copies of her book? Or am I just being cynical?
Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
if anyone tried to steal my record collection i'd kill em
i have many dangerous wepons in my room i wouldn't think twice about slashin the a$$hole
i have many dangerous wepons in my room i wouldn't think twice about slashin the a$$hole
Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
I get this impression that years of abuse has left Ozzy Osbourne with the power of invincibility...surviving bike crashes, battling crooks...he could be the next Superman that bloke.
*tips hat*
*tips hat*
Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
man, 2 million quid of jewellery got stolen and their house is worth three million. That's quite obscene. give me some plastic tat any day.
Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
The report here doesn't tell the whole story, according to NME Ozzy had the guy in a headlock and for a split second thought of breaking the guy's neck before deciding that he couldn't live with himself afterwards. All in all pretty nice of him being the prince of darkness and all...
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Yeah..right
Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
That picture has connotations people. Look what he's doing with his hands!
Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
He probably thought about biting the c*nts head off but let him go when he couldn't fit it in his mouth. If he was really gonna stop crime, he'd get his missus to kill Simon Cowell. It's criminal the music he churns out on Pap Idol and the X factor.
Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
I know! Kill everybody in the whole WORLD!
Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
Must there always be someone who says that?
Bat biter burgled - Ozzy offers reward
no dont kill everyone in the whole word..on christmas eve kill everyone who's ever done anything bad to you. *winks* oh yea and i'd kill anyone trying to touch my fuckin cds and guitars. so none of u think about comin over here to the US to grab my shit. ha ha..yea yea i know that was lame. anyway, OZZY IS SUPERMAN! he can survive anything!
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