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Lisa Scott-Reality TV

Like that forthcoming Jordan and Peter fly-on-the-wall shit wasn't scary enough, word is (and word's often right) that MTV are planning a show featuring former Steps singer Lisa Scott-Lee, and her family of almost-famous types.

Lisa's hubby is Hear'Say mark II fella Johnny Shental, who joined once, um, one left. Her brother, Andy, was on Pop Idol for a while, and he's going out with Liberty X minx Michelle Heaton. Actually, this show is sounding alright.

Some insider was reported to have said: "There will be laughter. There will be highs and lows." One presumes the lowest low will be the show's cancellation two-weeks in.

Other MTV shows in development include a Busted tour diary and an Osbournes-style show featuring Lady Madge and Guy Ritchie. God help us all.

Lisa Scott-Reality TV

Andy was also in 3SL, the band Lisa managed wich was made up of her 3 brothers,

hangs head in disgrace for knowing this,

Lisa Scott-Reality TV

How fucking desperate are these dweebs. Get a fucking life....

"Mum - I want to be in shite pop bands and mime to even shitter songs"

"I thought you wanted to be a pop star sunny Jim"?

"I do - and that's why I want to be in Steps/Hear'Say/what the fuck.

WANK WANK WANK.

Lisa Scott-Reality TV

That's it...MTV must be stopped at all costs.

Lisa Scott-Reality TV

Oh fuck off, if you think that MTV is shite, dont watch it! Cos i dont.
I mean MTV always was shite, and this kind of crap is only to be expected, so shut up and stop moaning.

I you want some real entertanment go an get a tube of glue

Re: Lisa Scott-Reality TV

... and build a model aeroplane?

Re: Lisa Scott-Reality TV

whilst watching MTV.

Lisa Scott-Reality TV

Maybe they could be sent to abbatoirs one by one on a weekly eviction vote, and the winner at the end would get a recording deal with Simon Cowell.

Re: Lisa Scott-Reality TV

Sorry, I'm not up to date on my steps - which one was she?

Re: Lisa Scott-Reality TV

Lisa from Steps? She's the one with the dark hair, curled up in a ball at the bottom of the stairs. With her blood congealing all down her sleeve, I think she's severed an artery...

Lisa Scott-Reality TV

and she also has the worst nose-job imaginable

Lisa Scott-Reality TV

It's not a nose job, it's the result of a childhood accident. I can't believe you're so insensitive, you moron.

Lisa Scott-Reality TV

And I'm like, so, whatever.

Lisa Scott-Reality TV

so what you're saying is someone punched her...

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