Hold your own house party, Little Man Tate style...

Little Man Tate are promoting the forthcoming release of their 'House Party At Boothy's' single by allowing people like us - hi - to give stuff away. Little Man Tate stuff. If it wasn't, what'd be the point? Unless it was jelly. Mmmm, jelly...

See that over there, that picture? That's the cover. Yup. Now you know what it looks like when it's released on August 21. Wicked. And that stuff? We can give you a pack of party bits 'n' pieces - stickers, lighters, beermats, t-shirts - plus a pair of tickets to the Sheffield four-piece's next London show, on August 17 at Islington Academy.

Wanna win a load of tat, then? COOOOOL. E-mail me. Chances are you can flog it all on eBay if it's crap. There are lots of stupid people in the world. Question? Okay...

Catherine Tate is allegedly a comedienne, yet her television show doesn't have me in stitches. On the other hand, the Dawn French-starring The Vicar Of Dibly is very amusing, which makes me HOW old...?

A) Middle-aged and miserable - I read the Daily Mail, fear the immigrant population and my kids hate me.
B) So young I still sleep with the light on.
C) So old my remaining teeth are browner than the very brown ale I sink every night to help me forget my dead wife, now six feet under a load of very brown dirt.

Send your answer, plus your address, to...
mike DOT diver AT drownedinsound DOT com
...by the end of the week. Do specify if you want the gig tickets or not. Please write 'Little Man Tate' in the subject line. Ta.