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Christmas Presents For Famous Musos

clairelr by clairelr [Edit this content] ▾ 0 comments 00:00 December 19th, 2000


**King Adora**A mirror or ten (well, they obviously don’t seem to own any).
**Matt Bellamy from Muse**Several big turkey dinners to fatten him up a bit.
**At The Drive-In**A hedge trimmer for those ridiculous hairstyles.
**Brian Molko**A speech therapist so he can finally work out for once what his accent is.
**PJ Harvey**An outfit to wear in her next video that actually fits properly.
**Thom Yorke**A xylophone so he can add even more twinkly bits to his next batch of songs.
**Coldplay**Lessons on “How NOT to be the new Travis in 10 easy steps”
**Badly Drawn Boy**A razor. And some new clothes.
**JJ72**Anything that could possibly make Mark Greaney’s balls drop, please. No self-respecting bloke should be able to sing at that pitch.
**Blink 182**The latest edition of the Concise Oxford Dictionary, to up their vocabulary from words like ‘butt’ and ‘blowjob’
**Metallica**A cheque for 20 quid, because apparently they don’t have enough money...
**Marilyn Manson**He doesn’t deserve anything. He’s far too naughty.
**Disclaimer for the easily offended** This article is not meant to be taken seriously (i.e. It's humorous) and it does not represent the views of the Drowned In Sound staff.

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