Were you going to gigs when you were 14? Did you even really know what music was at 14? There are dozens of children in 93 Feet East tonight, and it’s disconcerting – we’re asked our age at the front desk, and the back of the venue is packed with parents.
This isn’t a question of ageism. It’s good that these kids are here, and perhaps there’s more than a smattering of jealousy that they’ve cottoned on so early. Bombay Bicycle Club’s members are only 16 years old and yet their technical proficiency and songwriting ability is masterful, their tunes twisting and turning through codas and choruses. It’s frightening, that’s what it is. Watching children nail something so perfectly. Making music that’s so fresh and of its time that you can only hope they’ve managed it subconsciously. Think too much about it, and talent like this will make you feel like a waste of space.
So perhaps it’s for the best that huge numbers of kids spend the gig wandering around aimlessly and flirting with each other, not listening to a damn note. Everywhere you turn there are mini soap operas being played out, spurned girls desperate for male attention and vice versa. This is a naïve, tribal crowd that jumps and claps and chats and squeals. They mean no harm; they’re wholly focused on the here and now; they do not understand the import of this music. Perhaps they’re in the right, embracing it hedonistically rather than wasting time trying to locate the Bombay Bicycle Club sound somewhere between the Strokes and Pavement.
However, there’s no escaping the annoyance of the stage invasion during the final song of the night, ‘The Hill’. Suddenly the band look old in comparison to their fans as the feral youngsters pile onto the stage, flailing their camera phones about, and bashing into their erstwhile heroes until the song grinds to a halt. “We’re not 14, and we want to hear the rest of the song,” some beardy bloke at the back shouts. Tough luck, mate. That’s your lot. The show has just petered out. Still, it was flabbergasting while it lasted.
As an aside to all this, there’s a dodgy character meandering his way through the crowd tonight, a middle-aged man dressed as John Lennon; a broad shouldered, six-footer with a screw loose. He lurches his way around, tripping over limbs. To begin with, he seems harmless enough. But after a while a pattern emerges. He’s looking for something. He stops repeatedly, making eye contact with young girls and trying to engage them in conversation. And then, if not immediately rebuffed, he briefly crosses the line, leaning forward to kiss them on the cheek.
It’s deeply troubling, and it raises an important question about security at gigs. Fair enough, have an all-ages show and ban the kids from drinking. But isn’t it a tad naïve of the organisers to think that alcohol’s the only risk to these kids on a Thursday night in Shoreditch?
So little
is said about the music. This is a fairly pedantic and poor review.
Disagree
From a professional point of view I consider it a fine, to-the-point live piece. Says the band is great, full of potential, sickeningly brilliant for their years; adds that the gig itself was not without rather sinister flaw.
Your user name is SCROTUM. (rofl lol etc.)
Granted...
I signed up with a silly username, yadda yadda but it shouldn't really restrict me to a stereotypically jabbering, moronic slab of meat, should it? And yes, I did just use 'yadda yadda' in a sentence, which may well disprove said point.
Anyway, I was at the gig and I think more emphasis should have put on Bombay themselves - it seems that really only one paragraph was focusing in on the band (who were on tantalising top form, as usual).
To be fair, the gripes raised aren't without grounds, and though I'm only 16 it is extemely frustrating when a load of kids (the irony is not lost on me), Strongbowed to the nines, become a little too excited for their own good, BUT if you look at most other reviews more space is dedicated to the actual music, as opposed to semi-relevant tales of meandering paedophiles. My two cents, anyway.
I guess
I didn't concentrate so much on describing the music because (a) as you say, that's what most other reviews have already done to death, and (b) I was trying to convey more a sense of the gig atmosphere than the tunes. But you point has been noted!
aaw no...
dont listen to that scrotum it was an awsum gig n i liked ur review! (altho ill hav u kno that heck, a lot of us R aware of the enormous talent we saw that night...jack steadman is unbelievable. and super cute!
Extremely relevant
tales more like.
Bombay Bicycle Club seem pretty good to me, but I'm not a huge fan. I can understand if you were more of a fan and you were there you'd be annoyed at not hearing more about the music.
But I think the piece does better than most on the site of summing up what the gig was like, and the atmosphere, as well as posing some interesting questions.
I never saw anyone at 14. Or 16 even. Boo.
two 14 year olds
from my school got arrested for drugs possession shortly after leaving this. just goes to show...
I liked this review
it seemed quite nice. Reviewing the atmosphere and such like is fine by me.
The review is fine
And though (obv) not at the gig... I quite liked BBC from their myspace dealy-thing.
Kinda what The Twang/Maccabees wish they were, eh.