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The Twang - by Gary Wolstenholme
Lineup: The Twang
Date: 08/03/2007
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As we enter only the third month of 2007 it has already been laid out who shall be singing the dawn chorus come December 31st. Like it or not, Birmingham's answer to the first wave of rave-flavoured rock (circa 1989) are going to be this year's biggest draw. Whether or not this is to your liking is quite frankly untenable. Blame your over-excited colleagues at work as they regale in nouveau laddishness once again; your friends at school as they insist you play follow the leader, inducing you into that embarrassing detention; but, more than most, the coldest stare must be directed at a media that can only look back with envious glances at what older brother Kevin recites from his adolescence fifteen years back and look despairingly for something comparatively obvious.

Enter The Twang, a band that - let's be honest - anyone with an iota of respect for the likes of Thom Yorke and Stuart Braithwaite would greet with the same warm welcome as the second coming of the Third Reich. And yet - and here's where I duck to avoid the ensuing bullets like a paratrooper in the desert - they're not that bad.

Proceedings this evening don’t exactly get off to a great start, as ‘the management’ hastily decide to cancel tonight's proposed interview between DiS and their clients due to a few negative comments posted on an internet message board. Ho hum. However, being the (semi) professionals we are, that doesn’t get in the way of objectivity, which when all's said and done, is the main purpose of submitting a review. (Is it? I thought honesty and subjectivity were preferred? – confused Ed)

We even manage to grab a quick word with one of their ‘team’ prior to the band arriving onstage - "It's not a Drowned In Sound thing...", he utters apologetically, "...but we are concerned that the press coverage has been getting a little heavy."

Anyway, onto tonight’s show: to be fair, the band do actually seem a little perplexed by the hype coming their way. Sure, there is that element of laddish bravado, which could be their ladder to the sacred chalice of national acceptance or trapdoor to their downfall, but at the same time, particularly during the insipid Mondays-esque opener 'The Neighbour' - which is littered with more off-key "fucks" than a low-budget porn movie - one gets the impression that the band know they aren't ready for this kind of attention just yet.

Or maybe, just maybe, they never were until the intervention of one Stuart Hartland. Because whatever your take on The Twang - and I think any regular reader of DiS has a pretty clear idea of which way the land lies in these parts by now - it would be hard to imagine any cynic being less than impressed with the performance of their youthful-looking (in comparison to the majority of his colleagues) guitarist this evening.

While the U2 and Simple Minds licks must be evident even to the most lackadaisical viewer of The Breakfast Club, Hartland displays an inventiveness that lifts him way above the lad-rock cauldron his bandmates have dumped him in, even to the point where one feels he’s in the wrong band, for now at least. What's even more startling is that he is given a bollocking at one point by one of the band's dual vocalists for starting a song too early. Or maybe he joined in too late? You decide...

Anyhow, what is shaping up to be the most Shine-compilation derivative gig of the century finds itself elevated into the "actually, maybe this lot could have something going for them after all" category two songs before the end.

New single 'Wide Awake', while floating away on U2's streets with no name like a rubber dinghy without a paddle in Skegness harbour, does possess a radio-friendly, and increasingly addictive - or should that be nagging? - tune that, in the confines of the rest of this evening's set, is hard to shake off.

This - and everything else aired this evening - is usurped in one elongated swoop by the claustrophobic two-songs-in-one dilemma of 'Cloudy Room', undoubtedly the highlight of The Twang's set, and the only song that really does justify some of the hype bestowed on this band. Imagine the close-knit guitar squeals of Storm In Heaven-era Verve coupled with a vocal that is equal parts Mike Skinner before fame got to his head and Lou Reed if 'Walk On The Wild Side' had been penned in the middle of the Bull Ring.

Sadly, one swallow doesn't make a summer. But at least there is a glimmer of hope. Just.

Photo courtesy of Gary Wolstenholme

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look around

everybody's 'avin' it!


Hmmmm

Skegness doesn't have a harbour. We have half a pier. At least I think we still do.

Other than that shocking piece of journalism, good review!


i've heard one song

and it's sounds like flowered up... and not weekender.

and they're signed to b-unique and shocked by the attention... ummmm... i think they may be being a little disengenious here don't you.


The Twang

I like the fact that everybody has a strong opinion on this band. Personally, i like them. Saw them twice the other week. However, i think "Cloudy Room" is pretty awful - "Lets get some Gianluca, better call the dealer" and all that. "Either Way" is their best tune


Guitarist

Oh, and agree about the Guitarist....he's brilliant!


interesting, interesting.

that's the most hilarious picture of quite an extended period of time, by the way.


That picture...

... is hilarious - he looks like a dad dancing at a wedding.


Only a band ruled by an iron fisting from a total fucking cunt

would cancel their interview because of a few comments on a message board. I haven't even heard them yet and I want them to die.


no no no no no

i'm sorry, weather you like the band or not why should they talk to the website who posted this "news" article abou them:

http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/1704862

that isnt just a message board bashing that's a news article, why should they speak to dis after that?

x


I'm afraid

if they want to be taken seriously they're gonna have to get used to bad press as well as superficial praise, as not everyone is going to be kissing their backsides forever.


??

they are being taken seriously, they're so far behond dis already what difference would it make to them if they talked to you or not?

"superficial praise", what? people think they're good, sure it's a love hate thing as far as punters go but every press article about them has been full of praise, except the childishly petty dis news articles that is.

they dont expect people to be kissing their arses, they said that themselves in one of the news article you posted on here somewhere.

x


and before

everyone goes "are you in the band?" or something, i'm not.

i just think they way the band have been dealt with here is childish, rude and short sighted...i know this will provoke a huge reaction but it seems to boarder on a class thing it really does.

everyone to their own opinion and all
x


what does...

"they're so far behond dis already" mean?

I'm guessing you mean they are too big for drowned in sound, anyone can BUY the level of success they have at the moment if you've got the cash.

seriously, i had never heard anything by this band until friday morning at work when 6music played their single, we both stopped working in my office and looked at each other to ask "what's this rubbish?" then he said who it was.

i'm actually tempted to say that from the one song i've heard this lot make kasabian seem good... now that is bad!


Seriously

DIS, Serious? Yeah i read DIS for serious news articles, for the in depth commentary on music.

No, Fuck off back to Krypton, Superman


do you not think

talking to DiS would've been the perfect opportunity for them to rise above the critisism levelled at them?

I think it's called turning the other cheek, or something like that.


How old

are they?


Without meaning to sound like a bitter old muso...

They supported my old band about a year ago in a smallish venue in Brum and were:

a) terrible - every single comment I heard that night was negative, and when I found out they were with the same management as Editors, I remember thinking "who signed them? they'll never get anywhere..."

b) wankers - the singer was just a dull, sub-par Liam Gallagher wannabe. It was like a parody.

We played with quite a few prodigiously talented people and bands in our time, and it's sad that this band is the one that has risen to the top.

*sob*


Jealous?

Seriously mate, get over it. They aren't that bad. Too much hate in this world...


What

a surprise.


But they are shit.

Like proper shit !


Superman,

if they weren't dogshit awful, DiS wouldn't have to slag them off. It's the moral duty of independent zines to be as merciless and subjective as possible, as often as possible.

And don't try bringing class into this. I don't give a fuck where anyone comes from or what they did before, it's what they're doing now that counts. Surely this whole idea that "dull-as-dishwater, tepid, soul-sapping indie rock is the music of the working classes and anyone who isn't working class doesn't like it on purpose because they hate the proles" is intensely patronising and bigoted in all directions?


fuck you

they're not dog shite awful, it says so in this review.

i know they're not to everyone's taste, that's fine.

but the fact is the knee jerk reaction from the journalists here to some amazing press and hearing one single was to belittle them and be fucking childish twats about em.

this review now says, well actually they're not that bad and i bet as the year goes on they'll turn around further.

they've got great songs, either way is a great great song there is no debating that, they sing from the heart and are passionate about what they do.


If there's one thing I can't be arsed with

it's bands who are "not that bad". They should be rounded up, loaded into the back of a cattle truck and drowned in a swamp. Don't waste my time with half-arsed cackawful wishy-washy indie shite. The lines have been drawn and it's time to DESTROY.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Has a point.

Not that bad = Not that good.


says

the man who gives coldplay 10 out of 10!

it's all personal opinion for christs sake.

i was just appalled at the editorial "childishness" with the twang that's all

fuck off, all of you


seymourMBA

that is
x


I've said it before and I'll say it again,

everyone knows that Coldplay fans wet the bed with SPUNK.

Last album was a bit rubbish, mind.


Besides,

it's got nothing to do with the genre of music, it's whether or not you're a total waste of time. Coldplay have loads of great tunes and they're a phenomenal live band. Likewise, I like loads of early-90s baggy - I still listen to the Roses and the Mondays and the Charlatans because there's thrills to be had and joy abides.

It's just, like Adzach2 says: when you see and meet so many fantastic bands who get nowhere, while a bunch of pigraping fucktards whose every hamfisted, Weller-worshipping move stinks to the heavens of beer-bellied complacency somehow gets the corporate green light to assault the ears of a nation with an unbridled assortment of aural abortions, it makes you kind of testy.


Don't cattle cars have ventilation grates?

Seems that if the swamp weren't deep enough, some of these fuckers might survive. The tall ones anyway (watch as I get all metaphoric here). Just so with new bands--if they (or their management) can't handle some smacking around by the press, then they don't deserve massive stardom and blowjobs from the aspiring model set.

Then again, maybe they don't care about the blowjobs since they sound like a mid-Willamette valley Christian Rock band.

Whatever. Drown 'em.


WORD.

Right on.


"either way is a great great song there is no debating that,"

Whether a song is good or not is not fact?

Neither is the fact that The Twang are probably the biggest pile of wank to land in popular music in a long time.

Believe me i've tried to get this band, had that song thrown down my throat and constantly being pestered for it during DJ sets.

It's music for people who think Football Factory is the greatest thing to be committed to film.

I love Oasis, Stone Roses, Happy Mondays i even like Ocean Colour Scene but this kind of lad rock has become such a parody. "Yeah we're just real, knah wut I meen?"

I'm just gonna sit this one out and wait for them to dissolve. It's not like their second album is gonna be a huge departure!


what would

morrissey say?


"stop me"

if you've heard this one before?


lol

i just hate his hair really.





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