Doomriders

Doomriders are:
Chris Pupecki
Chris Bevalaqua
Jebb Riley
Nate Newton

Doomriders are:
Metal

From their own Myspace page:
Formed in the polar caverns of antarctica Doomriders have honed their genius into a pure and concentrated laser that can shoot right out of their eyes. As their radioactive mental waves melt off your hair and skin you will know the true power and prowess these otherworldly beings possess. They can also piss tidal waves out of their dicks. Doomriders... THE GREATEST BAND IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. EVER TO EXIST.