What do you think the worst thing about yourself is?
Personally:
I think I'm cleverer than I actually am.
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Personally:
I think I'm cleverer than I actually am.
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that i am
better than all of you
im a dick
the worst thing about me
is that I'm incapable of articulating how wonderful I actually am.
I speak
before my brain realises what I'm saying.
I keep
breaking stuff.
i'm really fucking
negative about most things
I'm lazy
I get depressed easily
I smoke too much weed.
But that's just what I like doing.
I'm also WAY too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.
...
I'm mean.
and
i used to cheat on my ex girlfriend loads
i'm very negative
i have horrible mood swings
i'm super-clumsy
oh yeah
i have no motivation to do anything of any worth, either
are you
my long lost twin?
maybe the worst thing about you is that you posted this thread?
ha
maybe, maybe.
don't like talking.
and i'm a member of drownedinsound.com
you were pretty talkative
after 7 tequilas :P
yeah
thats the problem.
:(
it wasnt 7...was it? it was like, FOUR.
it was
way more than 4...
but you were okay before, when were in elbow rooms, weren't you?
you shouldn't talk
oh jesus, no wonder i felt really ill.
i hate team tequila.
not really :) *love*
what about the elbow rooms? i dont remember saying anything, just laughing at you.
laughing AT me :D
not with me...
i don't remember saying much either but then again i was drunk by about 3pm...
IT WAS 40 TEQUILAS!!!!
As you well know. We established this quite clearly on the 11th! ;-)
I don't see bad in people
and I'm too trusting!
my complete and utter lack of motivation
when it comes to uni.
lateness is a bad one too.
Sometimes i think I'm just too too nice
appart from being a dick
easily disappointed
doesn't respond well to criticism
mood swings from unreasonably optimistic to excessive pessimism
doesn't respond to emails
occassioanly unreliable
has an inflated sense of his own talent
theres probably more as well
reluctant to ask or accept help from anyone
Arrogance
i'm just rubbish generally.
War Crimes
lolocaust.
Lot of mood swingers in here.
Dirty buggers.
Shameless self promotion
Most of the above
I cant drive.
being mad is a drag, too.
^^^^^^
is late
a lot
Clumsy
lazy
prone to worrying about things
easily depressed
otherwise alright.
I get pissed off
when people walk too slowly infront of me, or just stop altogether. Then start having ridiculously unnecessary conversations right where I would like to walk. The over 50's are particular offenders
My
appalling sense of direction. I excel at being completely lost in even the most well-signposted of places.
I emotionally bully people
and I hold grudges like a motherfucker.
And I push my insecurities onto other people via the medium of above.
Thinking about it, I'm a twat. :(
lazy
stress easily/ worry
negative/cynical
easily depressed (although I can be a very smiley happy person)
sarcastic (but that sometimes makes people laugh)
procrastinate badly/ don't work to the best of my ability
OMG
that sounds so bad. I'm a nice person really...
I KILL DOGS
iLiKETRAiNS
but I do - band and transport mechanism
what I hate about me most is that I always think the worst
but that means you're never disappointed
theaudiencefact
Hello and welcome to mypersonalityishshite help group
*stands up* Ahem..err..my name's Lucy and errm..i get pissed off at thick people who have stong opinions about subjects they know nothing about and want to shout at them for being ignorant and, and..tell them they are ignorant and that they should watch the news or, or..just read any fucking newspaper that would englighten them at ALL and...err..yeah *sits down*
I am
cleverer than I actually am
I'm too bloody
trusting.
And quite lazy.
hmmmm
reading above...we are ALL actually the same person
negative, cynical, easily depressed, lazy, unreliable.
DiS suicide pact anyone?
i find that quite
reassuring actually
i can't make decisions
ever. Even about what clothes to wear. and especially not for anything of any magnitude in my life...
Wow
This thread is like DiS's soft, dark underbelly.
:-(
i saw it more as being a nice bit of cartharsis for the anonymous.
my standards are too high
meaning I'm never satisfied and am a perpetual inderacheiver
err*
YEAH
I hate typos too
What's
an inderachiever? I want to be one of those too!
It's like
an indie under-acheiver..
with only one eye
i say GAY
all the time.
And i shout at people.
I've developed
that thing where you blurt out swear words today, it's cathartic.
Tourette's?
Let's hope you don't get any random muscle spasms then!
I've got
a twitchy eye, does that count?
Yep...
I've just phoned to section you. The men in white suits should be along in a bit.
Lots of things
As...
someone said above I just have no motivation to get uni work done.
I think I'm so smart
I call too many people 'cunts'
My hair needs a wash
I get quite angry if my friends suggest going to a crap pub
I say 'pfff' too much
My personal hygiene has been described as ...
ABANDON REPLY
i am a female ben baker.
i think i'm clevererer than i am.
(DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? EH? I SAID I THOUGHT I WAS CLEVER AND THEN LIKE, I MISSPELT A WORD!!!!1)
*sigh*
I think just being female would be bad enough!
HAHA
yeah well,
your mum.
haha
nice
I immediately judge people by their shoes, they have to make a really good impression to swizel my mind around.
Jesus, where to start
hypocrisy
severe mood swings
lazy
I can't be bothered typing it all out, it's all here
http://faculty.ncwc.edu/toconnor/428/428lect16.htm
my ex was kind enough to tell me that I ticked quite a few of these boxes.
I'm too lazy
to even post much on DIS.
instinctive ability
to get myself into very complicated situations where i am in serious trouble of losing friends/lovers/job/flat/all of the above.
best quality - instinctive ability to get out of said situations, usually with hide intact and occasionally even smelling of roses...
a world of clumsy (cats run away when they see me coming with big shoes on)
-lazy but always feel guilty about it so am permanently stressed (catholic education)
-far too quick to anger (nobody EVER give me a gun)
-i swear way way too much (you cunts)
-incredibly cynical (you all hate me anyway)
-put myself down too much (my old uni tutor even said that on the reference he gave me in case i spent a whole interview talking myself out of a job)
-ridiculously vain about my hair (it's lovely)
-use brackets too much ((((()))))
-can't write short posts..........
Hahah
I am just imagining you with a gun! :-D
it would be sweet
there'd be no litter bugs or anyone sitting in the aisle seat on a bus in East London ever again if i had a gun for a day. I was actually thinking I'd be better suited to a flamethrower, i can see me letting rip with a flamethrower on a crowded tube just because someone stepped on my foot then glared at me for being in their way until i said sorry for them stepping on my foot.
here we go
overly negative,
paranoid,
full of ambitious ideas that i start and then can't be arsed to finish,
lazy,
crap communication skills,
i attempt to solve problems by ignoring them,
i'm crap at replying to emails and text messages,
i'm not very good looking.
that'll do for now i think.
like most people here
i can be really lazy. and i used to lie a lot to my mum when i was a teenager (i blame it on her though).
and oh yeah, i tend to repeat myself quite often when i'm drunk, but not in a veeeeerrryyy boring kinda way, ha ha
well,
i spose im a bit of a sore LOSER
and i like to gamble
and lose
and did i mention im a crap at losing?!
well i am.
apart from those mentioned above ^ Im perfectly flawless.
Oh yeh, i dont speel to god either.
and im a terrible drunk
and i dont like most people
you're also really LAME.
ooooh buurrrrrrrnnn.
go bed
WANGER
I'm...
Much too negative
Intensely shy
Prone to seeming arrogant
Pretensious
Don't make many friends
Have some horrendously miserable days
EMO!!!
You didn't seem shy around me...
Yes
Well I love you.
you're not shy
and I don't see why that's a bad thing anyway.
I am
and it is.
To be honest...
i think most people are shy when they are confronted with the unknown. It's only when the situation becomes familiar that most people open up.
a shy guy is the only guy
who will always be mine
:D
might be a bit old school for everyone to get that....
stubborn
and easily pissed off.
anger
this thread is
so British.
I am too indepedent
to a point when it can be antisocial.
I start a lot of projects and only finish a few of them.
I judge people
by their accents far too often.
why which accents do you not like?
You're not shy
you're lovely.
awww
fankoo
:)
I can't stop
buying records...
Arrogant
Too loud/too quiet
Mean
Bitchy
snap!
plus I possibly over-rate my intelligence
Arrogance sums it all up.
Plus I can dish out the pain but can't take it.
I don't listen.
I'm selfish.
I'm fucking lazy.
i'm too defensive
and i can't tolerate ignorant people
I've no morals
And I'm a little bit arrogant
I'm always always late
and I'm very anxious - I worry about things WAY too much.
always late
is an usual thing for a girl...
I heartily approve of lateness
I get nervous when people are punctual, or even EARLY.
I'm always early
I worry too much. I'm just a big emo with decent taste...
I like going out with you Alan
you're the only person who is as late as me :)
:D
all the coolest people are late...
i was a week late
being born.
CAN I JOIN YOUR CLUB>?
yes!
(except I was born two weeks early - I hadn't thought of that!)
ahhh
and now you are destined to spend a lifetime compensating for it. a sad state of affairs. :)
the cock
i'm
nowhere near as clever as i like to make out, which leads me onto the whole arrogance thing thus:
I am arrogant.
Also, I can't be bothered to talk to people/move very much and I irrationally hate people who i don't know.
I also tend to exaggerate and lie.
Where to begin...
a)I can be self deprecating
b)I say stupid things
c)I tend to say very little as a result of (b) and manage to come across a bit arrogant (but I'm not honest)
d)I would rather avoid saying what I feel in order to spare the feelings of others
e)I am a right cunt sometimes.
On that note can I come to the Leeds shebang?
yeah
i don't know why quietness equates to arrogance. that's the bane of my existence right there.
yep me too.
although 85% of the time, i do think i'm better than whoever i'm not talking to.
mostly
because i hang around with my flatmates and they're idiots.
Sometimes
I try to be more talkative but end up feeling like I may have sounded like a twat and still come across as arrogant. It's a no win situation!
yes! EXACTLY.
i just talk a lot of rubbish when i DO talk, and then whoever i'm talking to either gets offended or bored or they think i'm an idiot.
so i'd just rather not talk, its a lot less hassle.
and also
quietness doesn't always equal shyness.
although, i am both.
I am glad
it's not just me. I particularly hate it when I think of something pretty good to say, then spend ages trying to decide if it is actually that good a point, then the moments gone or someone else says it.
gosh
I'm the opposite! I talk so much, and sometimes I bombard people with talking, especially if I'm drunk and especially if they're quiet!
Er, sorry Wishpig, by the way...
:D no, that's the thing
its actually a relief when the other person is doing all the talking :D
oh, good
I'll carry on wittering next time then...
People
who talk lots are great as i feel less pressure to say something!
haha yes!
i always spend a long time thinking about how i'm going to say something, how i will word it and what it would sound like to the other person.
and by the time i've got it right, like you said, the time has passed, or, they've died of boredom.
i also hate it when you start to say something and then everyone stops to listen to you, and then you can't remember what you were going to say and you can hear what your voice sounds like really clearly and its stupid and you just want to run away.
:(
Or....
....when you've plucked up the courage, analysed the situation and decided 'yes this is my moment to shine' and some twat cuts you off mid-sentence leaving you to quietly end up mumbling to yourself and again feeling foolish!
Talking is overrated.
YES. i hate those people.
oh my god, are you actually coming to the leeds thing?
we can not-talk and be quiet to each other :D
I see no
reason not to as I do live in Leeds, however I wasn't right sure as I have been a lurker for so long. Maybe it is time to take my silence to the masses!
We can not talk whilst quietly thinking of genius things to say :D
yes! sounds like a plan :D
Is it
odd that I am getting quite excited about a night out in August already?
haha no :D
i am too, although i get excited about everything really easily.
this is also a bad thing about me.
Good
now all I need to do is find out where Kirkstall Road is. I am pretty sure I live near it.
Bring on the alcohol and the silence!
For DiS london
Fullerov and I had a competition over who'd be shyer. He won when he ran off to hide in from us all in a corner.
But then, I think he spoke to more people than me...
Was
he really that shy or did he just want to win?
Hmmm....
It's a good question. Jez had to drag him over though...
Maybe
it was real shyness then. However a corner is not the best place for avoidance, if people decide to approach you to talk you have no way out :(
it was actually a wall
so he must've had an escape strategy...
Sounds
like a very wise man. I would only be more impressed if he had his escape strategy drawn on a piece of paper.
THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS
ABANDON REPLY
Sorry
really I am.
where to start
Tendancy to overanalyse things until they depress me.
Crying way too easily.
Complex about looking younger than I am.
Suspicion of anyone who compliments me.
Nice optimistic 1st post there. I'm generally a pretty happy person
i'm just gonna go ahead and say this:
you have to be a girl.
my optimism
fruitless
I don't like reggae
I love it
People tend to think I'm a bit weird
That I go over people's heads.
A bit like an aeroplane.
I bet you think that's pretty weird, right?
WELL THAT'S THE KIND OF GUY I AM. WEIRD. RIGHT.
wacky!
SYCOPHANT!
im just to nice
and people take advantage of me cause i think i well not say any thing
you could probably
do with getting a dictionary if you're looking for something bad to say.
ok one of my worst things is being a spelling and grammar pedant (whilst simultaneously being unable to type or use capital letters in emails)
and i kill posts
i can see you'll love
on_tha_run then...
hmm
probably the general me-ness.
it's spelt me-nace
d'oh
okay, the general thommo-ness.
and the thread killing thing
that's not great either.
Yeh
My bad parts; I care too much.
MONPOT CARES
i like it.
You can never care too much!
Oh actually, if you're in insurance maybe...
I don't care about insurance
Shall I make a MONPOT CARES tshirt for Truck?
Yes
You need a bosh one too. I'm bash and Robyn's Bish.
We need the full set!
I'm doing a SHAZAM! one
hmm,
i might make a 'Hello I'm Wishpig' one. To make me look cool like.
Good plan
I might make one saying "I'd be ever so gratefull if you'd please buy me and Ice Cream. Thanks!"
I'm doing three i think*
BASH!
theo? ( http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4/rapscalion-jones/theot-shirt.jpg )
and
Wishpig Stole My Face and Ice-Cream!
*subject to acquiring some clothesmaking skills...
Or
"Once i maimed a person but i don't like to talk about it."
LOL
Pagan Wanderer LOL?
"Who are Razorlight?"
or simply
"What?"
RohypLOL!
late/unreliable...
im lazy and lack motivation
regret everything ever and dwell on little things way too much
shy
often get annoyed over little things and become antisocial