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The weather is hot and girls (& boys) are dressing less

NoahVale [Edit] [Delete] 48 replies 10:16, 16 July '13

What sights have you seen that have made you think ''wow''?
What sights have you seen that have made you think ''ugh - put it away''

(P.S. Does that Will Smith line actually make any sort of grammatical sense?}

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  • one of my customers was seemingly unaware of how see through the frosted glass in her front door was

    As I got more than just a rough idea she had no clothes on when she stood behind it hastily putting a top and shorts on.

    She was either in the shower when I knocked (but she was dry); getting nailed or using an alternative method to keep cool in the heat. Or did it deliberately, hoping I would see it and then deliver more than just her shopping.

    urbanfox | 16 Jul '13, 10:44 | X
  • Not really a pervert tbh

    marilyninthesky | 16 Jul '13, 10:47 | X
  • alright Pat mustard

    thewarn @urbanfox | 16 Jul '13, 10:50 | X
    urbanfox, Chip_Batch, guntrip, meths, vamos, kram, icouldwinarabbit, NickDS, and marckee this'd this
  • ^This sounds like one of those ''readers' letters'' from FHM

    NoahVale @urbanfox | 16 Jul '13, 10:51 | X
  • Safe to say

    urbanfox saw the fanny side

    Songs_about_ducking @urbanfox | 16 Jul '13, 10:52 | X
  • London is always full of 'wow' in the summer, just generally really

    i try and refrain from the second sentence because fucking hell who cares?

    cocodaLOL | 16 Jul '13, 10:54 | X
  • stiffies all round

    marilyninthesky @cocodaLOL | 16 Jul '13, 10:59 | X
  • In Derby, the second sentence involves tight lycra and flab rolls

    NoahVale @cocodaLOL | 16 Jul '13, 11:07 | X
    Pharyngeal and StormsOnTheMoon this'd this
  • Why do men take their tops off

    keep your tops on, men

    Pharyngeal | 16 Jul '13, 11:09 | X
  • Agree with this in the main

    Very few fellas have the torso to pull this off. The ones that do just make me feel inadequate.

    NoahVale @Pharyngeal | 16 Jul '13, 11:13 | X
  • Yeah, unless you're at the beach or (maybe) the park

    The worst are the scratty fuckers you see walking round shops with their tops off. Have some respect.

    There was a fat middle-aged man walking round Morrison's with his wife yesterday lunchtime with his shirt undone and his belly bulging over his shorts. That's what you get for going in Morrisons I suppose.

    Chip_Batch @Pharyngeal | 16 Jul '13, 11:13 | X
  • yeah but

    meh?

    cocodaLOL @NoahVale | 16 Jul '13, 11:14 | X
  • I just needed some after-sun

    pffft

    NoahVale @Chip_Batch | 16 Jul '13, 11:15 | X
  • I saw someone in H&M trying on t-shirts after strolling about topless

    that can't be right surely

    wewerewerewolvesonce @Pharyngeal | 16 Jul '13, 11:16 | X
  • Glasgow was frightenining TAPS AFF at the weekend

    Please guys, put them back on.

    PickledOeuf @Pharyngeal | 16 Jul '13, 11:19 | X
  • I was at the local tennis club on Sunday for an Open Day

    I was taking a break in the shade with a glass of Pimms and watching the world go by for a few minutes when a gorgeous young thing wandered into my eyeline and stood with the sun streaming through her diaphanous dress. I didn't know where to look.

    NoahVale | 16 Jul '13, 11:24 | X
  • NO

    japes @PickledOeuf | 16 Jul '13, 11:24 | X
  • Hai Cronin

    marilyninthesky @NoahVale | 16 Jul '13, 11:26 | X
  • Either the tits or the clunge would have been my choice.

    Chip_Batch @NoahVale | 16 Jul '13, 11:27 | X
  • Bit DoC

    Chip_Batch @Chip_Batch | 16 Jul '13, 11:28 | X
    NoahVale this'd this
  • Ooh that's harsh

    :(

    NoahVale @marilyninthesky | 16 Jul '13, 11:29 | X
    marilyninthesky this'd this
  • http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9p84_G1c4hU/SY2zjx1z1bI/AAAAAAAAAAw/tonbq07nC1E/s320/lesgrantham.jpg

    shrewbie | 16 Jul '13, 11:31 | X
  • Someone posted up a link to an article in the Mail Online about people having more sex in June, July and August

    No shit Sherlock

    marilyninthesky @Chip_Batch | 16 Jul '13, 11:31 | X
  • i'm going to the park for lunch.

    i think i'm going to take my top off when i get there.

    meths | 16 Jul '13, 11:31 | X
  • you see quite a lot of arse, even when you don't really want to

    Royter-Hatfood | 16 Jul '13, 11:33 | X
  • Summer must be hellish for Goths and Emos

    There must be a gap in the market for summertime Emo-chic garments

    NoahVale | 16 Jul '13, 11:34 | X
  • i hadn't noticed, you pervert

    mac_daddy | 16 Jul '13, 11:34 | X
  • So for those in relationships

    Do you try hard not to look around when with your partner?

    marilyninthesky @mac_daddy | 16 Jul '13, 11:36 | X
  • I could probably adapt the story, add in a few graphic details

    And it would be perfect for one of those

    urbanfox @NoahVale | 16 Jul '13, 11:37 | X
  • Everyone who has this'd this seems to be of a certain age

    I hope people in 20 years time still get that reference

    vamos @thewarn | 16 Jul '13, 11:38 | X
  • just black fishnet stuff

    surely?

    ElthamsmateOwen @NoahVale | 16 Jul '13, 11:38 | X
  • Spare a thought for me

    Paris is a moveable feast for the eyes.

    My colleague already told me that I have "la tête d'un pervers" today...

    lemonbrickcombo | 16 Jul '13, 11:39 | X
  • haha, it was the drunk teenagers who got on my train who made me feel a bit :/

    They had their sellick taps tied round their heads. they looked like such silly idiots.

    PickledOeuf @japes | 16 Jul '13, 11:40 | X
  • French is a lovely language

    Even the insults sound pleasant

    NoahVale @lemonbrickcombo | 16 Jul '13, 11:42 | X
    twentynine this'd this
  • I've spent the last few weeks feeling like a big, pasty whale

    It's horrible. I properly can't wait for autumn. Or at least for a time I can leave the house with my arms covered and not feel like I'm cooking.

    Tillance | 16 Jul '13, 11:42 | X
  • that's what sunglasses are made for

    the_dazzled @marilyninthesky | 16 Jul '13, 11:46 | X
  • I see

    marilyninthesky @the_dazzled | 16 Jul '13, 11:47 | X
  • ''side of the eye.... side of the eye''

    NoahVale @the_dazzled | 16 Jul '13, 11:48 | X
  • she was commenting on my official company photo

    whcih does have something of the serial killer about it.

    Insulting some in italian is the best, it sounds beautifuL.

    lemonbrickcombo @NoahVale | 16 Jul '13, 11:50 | X
  • Looking around together

    obvs

    ElthamsmateOwen @marilyninthesky | 16 Jul '13, 12:03 | X
  • You know all those light skinned girls in the little dress, good lord

    lemonbrickcombo | 16 Jul '13, 12:05 | X
  • i know three phrases in italian

    "gin and tonic, please"
    "son of a bitch"
    "you're a dick head"

    I expect to be prime minister within 10 years

    twentynine @lemonbrickcombo | 16 Jul '13, 12:06 | X
  • you forgot 'bunga bunga'

    lemonbrickcombo @twentynine | 16 Jul '13, 12:08 | X
    twentynine this'd this
  • i hope you were looking at her tits as she said it

    mac_daddy @lemonbrickcombo | 16 Jul '13, 12:10 | X
  • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1403716969840254

    ElthamsmateOwen @marilyninthesky | 16 Jul '13, 13:22 | X
  • #SUNSOUTGUNSOUT

    Jordan_229_2 | 16 Jul '13, 13:26 | X
    japes this'd this
  • all of the clothes i own show my arse a bit and you can only really get away with this whilst wearing tights

    i haven't been wearing tights
    sorry the world

    icouldwinarabbit | 16 Jul '13, 13:30 | X
  • haven't noticed any of this short shorts stuff on the odd occasion i leave the house.

    not because i'm above noticing either.

    no-class | 16 Jul '13, 13:32 | X
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