Boards
Songs on the radio that you're subjected to at work
The latest one is Olly Murs' Busy, with the astonishing lyrics:
Weekends in bed, no scrambled eggs or bacon
I just have time for you
Backs on the grass, heads in the clouds, we closed our eyes
Enjoy the view
He has a bed made of grass and a ceiling of clouds. IMAGERY MOTHERFUCKER.