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Things that make a person look ridiculous
no matter who they are.
Just saw a guy who looks like a stone cold bruiser. Bald head, handlebar moustache!!, cut off shorts, about 50. The sort of guy who'd buy a pint whilst stomping some heads. He was riding one of those fold-out bikes.
in other news, just scratched my head and a fly flew off. dunno how long thats been there