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Pooing in the dark
The light was out in our windowless toilet last week. When the torch ran out of batteries, we used a candle as a light source. I went in for a number two, listening to the radio on my phone, when the romantic piano ballad "She's Always a Woman" by Billy Joel came on.
The candlelight and sad melody, contrasting with loud toilet noises reduced me to tears to the extent I found it quite hard to catch my breath.
Has anyone had a similar experience?