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when was the last time you genuinely made someone laugh?
I don't mean sympathy or courtesy laughter, you unfunny cunts. hearty laughter, from the diaphragm.
I just served a chap and his ladyfriend, and the lady didn't want a receipt, but the guy did. so I said 'I'll just give you half a receipt, shall I?', and the guy belly-laughed.
and he was neither old or really working class, by which I mean neither to be ageist or snobbish, but to illustrate that this was a smart guy.
impeccable timing/delivery.
okay, you can post now.