Boards
Remember when it was a massive thing for TV presenters to read out a URL
okay, and to get to our website on the internet you'll need to enter this, so get your pens ready (everyone goes quiet):
H
T
T
P
colon
slash (and that's a FORWARD slash)
slash (another forward slash)
W
W
W
dot
b
b
c
dot
co
dot
uk
another FORWARD slash
yourbestfriendisacrumpetandyouareacunt