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Porn in Hedgerows
Due to a staggering lack of organisational skills I was forced to walk for about 2 miles along a country A-road today. After only about 5 minutes of walking along a verging on non-existent verge I came across some hedgerow porn.
Hedgerow porn, in 2012!
I’m pretty sure the last time I was walking along some hedgerows was about 10 years ago and I’m pretty sure there was some porn stuffed in a hedgerow then as well.
Who is dropping this stuff off? Who still buys paper porn? Why are people having a wank on a busy A-road?
I cannot confirm the publication in question as I was distracted by that morbid mantra from the little girl in the Traffic ads ‘If you hit me at around 40 miles an hour, there’s a 50% chance I’ll die’….I guesstimated that the cars going by were probably clocking 70-80mph….so there was a…..100% chance I would die….I don’t like those odds......