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Do you have a tube nemesis?
Been chatting to a couple of friends. I'm not the only one who has one...mine looks like hunch back Fritzl as a undercover indie boy.
Offending actions:
1.) Regularly leans against the middle pole stopping other people holding on to it.
2.) Flails around with a massive back carelessly.
3.) Often doesn't hold on to anything and just leans directly on you to steady himself.
4.) Has used people's backs/shoulders as a reading rest.