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Deliberately hearing things incorrectly for your own mild amusement.
As the crowds roared, the theme tune kicked in, and a long-haired beefy man in pink spandex and wrap-around shades came bursting through the curtain, the 12 year old me could definitely hear the announcer welcoming to the ring BRET "SHHHHIIIITTTTTMMMMMAAAAANNNNNN" FART!!!
Similarly, was listening to the song Intravenous Agnostic by the Manics earlier, and the 28 year old me could definitely hear James Dean Bradfield hollering INTRAPENIS AGNOSTIC during the chorus.
LOL.