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THE GAME BIRDS - A psychological horror, set in the fictional grim Northern milltown of Slackburn, in which a group of Native American Indians take over the local former national champion knock-a-door-run team. When the global recession stops their empire of abusing turkeys and selling them off for illegal profits, they decide to fatten up the players in the team and make them the game birds themselves. But the said birds turn on their boss by turning into Southerners.
BONUS FILM: The sequel to Eat Pray Love... Shit Shower Wank