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'Rockstar butchers' (pun centric)
The Metro informs me that rockstar butchers are the next big thing. "Think tattoos, butchers' blocks and Jamie Oliver."
While there are enough problems with that sentence alone, this is a pun thread.
Porking Heads
Coldcuts
Vennisn (like Tellison, sorry)
...Beefloaf
Meat/band interface. GO.