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I've got a digital stomach
Food is digested which I then excrete as binary that gets sent to TheoGB for translation into CNC machine code for CNCs at the Fisher Price manufacturing headquarters. He sends 90% of my binary to Fisher Price to be made into children's toys and games but the remaining 10% is used in the production of cheap would-be Secret Santa gifts of puzzle and gimmickry. Someone make me a sandwich or you can fuck off if you think you're getting a Rubik's cube for christmas.