Boards
Real life porn scenario just happened
Kind of.
Went to watch The Ides of March with my brother (calm down) at the pictures. It was very quiet, only two girls working - one on the counter, one checking tickets at a booth.
Only two other people were in the screen as well, and when it finished, we were the first to leave.
As we left the screen, one of the employees suddenly leapt up from our right and into the booth bit. I presumed she was just trying to make it look like she wasn't slacking off. We both glanced to the right at the same time and saw the other employee on the floor, pulling her pants up and trying to rush to her feet.
When we were going out the main exit, we looked back and they clocked that we'd seen them. They looked very worried.
Unfortunately boys, they weren't beautiful, to put it in the nicest possible way.
But yeah. There you go.