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20 degrees at 10pm.
unless it's completely freezing or you're sharing with someone not your bf/gf?
just got home, up to room, clothes down to pants straight off.
need to go get a drink though.
with our balls all out
i meant *not for my housemates
Tank top and shorts is good enough for hot weather. Just had a normal shower though but finished it with freezing water for 30 seconds, was very refreshing. Cold showers all the way through is mad though, can't do it
As I'm only sleeping with my stuffed tiger Mischa, yes I will be sleeping bollock naked.
My friend Chard has crabs.
but yeah, could never start off from cold
I don't tend to sleep nude regardless, because if I do I have anxiety dreams about waking up naked in school and the like.
My balls can roll right through the door.
So he decided to call himself Chard. I call him crabby.
THEY PENTRATE THE DOOR
you're not getting a shag.
thought I'd share that with you all
I love wearing them but sleeping in clothes is uncomfortable.
Pretty bunch of schoolgirls just bragged their way into the pub: #ifiwasapaedo.
He's a geordie though, it sounds funny when he says it.
An ephebophile, perhaps.
Haven't owned a pair of pyjamas since I was about 14.
Just very good at blagging.
my shoulders get cold.
I have no windows on and I have full pjs on. I will whip my pj bottoms off when I get under the duvet.
I've been, for lack of a better word, damp for the last 6hours!
used to go naked but there's just something more comfy about wearing underwear. Think it might restrict the night-time boners or something maybe, dunno.
That is if I ever get out of this infernal greenhouse shitehole that is my office. I doubt I oucld get away with sleeping naked under my desk (and none of the windows open here on account of it being an all-glass building. Cunts.)
And no typos so a bonus :)
but no one's eating my boner. Not even like that either.
Not comfortable with the idea of my organs being in direct contact with my sheets.
but I'll leave it
This is poetry.
It might clear up a question I asked last week about whether a girl can be boning or only be boned...
I'm too hot to sleep, but if I take my pjs off, I won't sleep either because that just doesn't feel right. Pjs are made to be worn. Plus I can't sleep without a bra on, but just wearing that and nothing else would feel far too weird.
Turning my laptop off would probably help, most of the heat is coming from that. I think the fan's broken.
Shit is panoramic.
sweet chilli sauce and everything
surely (we're assuming heteronormative and without devices) you are the bonee (the one being boned) as oppose to the boner (the one doing the boning)
but I think the phrase is beyond that really and anyone can be boning someone else. I don't know. I've been told my several people I'm not to use the word any more anyway; it's crude. Stupid boners.
Surely, like fucking/screwing etc boning has lost its strictly descriptive sense and is now a non-gendered term for shagging.
I for one would be happy to be boned by a girl.
It makes nudey sleeping a nice treat every now and then.
(he even designed his own model). He was paranoid about sagging.
you didn't need the last two words.
wearing a hoody + my house is freezing normally
it didn't. but regular skooshing with freezing cold water did.
i think on nights like this it might be worth breaking with habit and going au naturel. Or.. do you have a fan?
This was such an effortless exchange of banter, too.
all you people sleeping naked should be ashamed of yourselves.
i just had an ice cold shower. It was interesting. Dont think ill be doing it again anytime soon.
then jumping into a clean freshly made bed. gliding about the sheets. Amazing.
don't you just feel...too naked? i can't do it. and if you do it and live with anyone that isn't your partner, you are massively fucking mental.
all this "sleeping with clothes on is uncomfortable" is crap, pyjamas are extremely comfortable, that's the whole point of them. you just want to be naked. you disgust me.
and now I'm gonna have a wank. Nice work chumps
but actually not really even awkward, but one of them had walked in a few times when i was sleeping and the covers were down to my waist.
nothing to be ashamed about. we were born naked fs
For this cat: naked as default, if sharing then add clothes in direct proportion to how unappealing the thought of snuggling the sharee is
woke up naked
i sort of feel like a bit of poop or wee or semen might stain the sheets when i don't have a pair of boxers on in bed
i always have some pj bottoms near by too so if something happens in the night i can quickly put them on and be presentable
Except the massively mental part goes a bit far. I agree with the general sentiment though.
That's doing that, tbh
What a start to the day. AND I've lost a cufflink*.
*This isn't actually true. I'm not wearing cufflinks today.
I feel free.
feed them MDMA and stand back and watch the onslaught of stuff as boundaries break.
and cos it makes me hair nicer
(Says the buttoned up and repressed one).
I don't think I could, but I'd like the events reported back to me in high level bullet points.
and I have a good old rub. Boob rub. It's like doing a big stretch in the morning.
Dude. Get out.
Last night I was so hot I got about 3 hours sleep.
Tonight I will not be able to sleep maked. I'm not looking forward to this.
I'm bollock naked.
typing words with my balls and browsing the internet with my dong.. . collecting the sweat from my scales for later use
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/192/dscf1170n.jpg/ look what i just found
you fuck it up with a shoe and wipe its guts up with a sheet of bounty
it's the only way they learn
actually in tears
i cant go near them when they arent under a glass.
We never kill them Crispin, they're actually too big too kill, id feel too bad. So i get Marty to take them to the top of the street to throw them out.
Bottom sheets? i have to have my bed a certain way or i cant sleep and get really annoyed. The bottom sheet and under sheet have to be really tight with no wrinkles. The duvet always has to be the right way around with the buttons at the bottom. Then when im going to sleep i flick my legs up to make a little parcel for my feet with the duvet.
they have homing radar in their egg sac valve, and it's usually programmed to "revenge"
they don't have feelings, you can kill them
i know if i do, it might help the spider count go down for next year. But really! they're too big.. im nearly sure that one winked at me!
now that i think about it i wonder why that didn't bother me. i love animals, you'd think i'd be more cut up about having to do that.
I thought my house was infested.
history's greatest monster.
four times this week!
It was good, but then I forgot that I was naked and I think my friends GF saw too much when I went to the fridge.