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Nic Cage is an immortal vampire
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/876039-man-claims-140-year-old-photo-proves-nicolas-cage-is-a-vampire
A film inw hich Nic Cage plays an immortal vampire who assumes the persona of a Hollywood actor called Nic Cage sounds like the sort of film I could imagine Nic Cage starring in, if that makes sense.