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I hate animals
Not all of them, mind you. But I leave my car at my parent's house for one weekend which I'm barely affording to keep anyway and one of rats that live in the garden that seemingly refuse to die has crawled into the engine of my car and chewed 2 of the 4 ignition leads to pieces so now my car won't start (and it's covered in beautiful smelling rat shit, ace). A new set of ignition leads looks to cost about £30 too. What the fuck? Of all the tasty things to eat in the world you want a piece of rubber with a carbon fibre core? Yeah, sounds brilliant doesn't it. Fucking rats.