Boards
Today I overheard a woman say
*I'm just going to go back and take a picture of that dead bird for Dad, he loves blood and guts*
I imagine her dad's reaction was something like:
Dad - Just need to pop out
Mum - what for?
Dad - Stacey just sent me a picture of this dead bird. I want to make it to the printers before they close, I'm thinking 5ft by 3ft for this one?
Mum -hmmmmm? Is that big enough? I just think its impact might be dwarfed by the fox torn apart by hounds and the iranian stoning pics if we put it in the lounge....
Dad - oh no, this one's going in the bedroom
WHAT WEIRD SHIT HAVE YOU OVERHEARD RECENTLY?