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being a joyless cunt (at times)
there's a long-standing tradition in the west of scotland for ending all 18th/21st/wedding/christening parties with everyone in a circle dancing to this -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ7f0HUk8OU
the whole rigmarole makes me want to die, so much so that in my teenage years i found myself actually waiting till the first few bars of the song would kick in then deliberately disappearing to hide in the gents till it was over, lest i be forced to participate.
i now appreciate in my twilight years that this made me a bit of a joyless cunt, not really sure where i'm going with this but aye, anyone else have similar examples of such joy-free fuck-wittery?