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Nighttime. A saloon car parked next to bushes on the M40 hard shoulder somewhere near Bicester. Four passengers are sat in the car.
Markee: Can I just bore you to death with my crushingly dull opinions on everything for a moment? Ok, here goes: I am the most boring man on the planet and I will lay it out thusly. I...
TheWza: ..actually I'm going to have to cut you off there Markee, because it is I who is the most dull of all. And I have links to back it up. First of all, you see from the following link that..
Anschul: ..sorry but i am the most try-hard liberal and uniformly bland of you all so sorry guys but..
hip_young_gunslinger: ...Please be friends with me!!! I am clever, I went to top school and I got an A!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE BE FRIENDS WITH ME!!!!!!
sean: do you think that music is music music? i made a spotify playlist to go along with it
ALL (except sean): Where did YOU come from??
* Truck ploughs into car, smearing all four passenger in car down the hard shoulder resulting in extreme pain followed by death. *
Never park on the hardshoulder.
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