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Morning. Can I just have everyone around my desk for a moment?
Gather in close, I don't want to have to shout.
I just wanted to let you all know that I got the ol' fuel efficiency in the motor up to 49.6 mpg this morning. I know, I can't believe it myself.
Anyway, try and put it to the back of your mind and let's have a great day out there today, eh? Remember, there's no 'I' in 'team'. Although there is a 'you' in 'cunt'.
Have a good day xx