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Man kisses Rabbit twice, is rebuffed second time so kicks rabbit causing bruising, warrant for his arrest is issued (Man Marries goat etc.)
http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/news/9093458.Blackburn_man_kicked_rabbit_after_it_bit_him_on_lip/
“I loved him, he slept near me at night, and since he has been gone we’ve missed him so much"
Heartbreaking......