Boards
most people have shit senses of humour
the bloke in work who ruins our tea with too much milk is about 40 and makes jokes to us about blowjobs
workmate is learning japanese and he (milk fiend) was saying stuff like 'my secretary spends all her time under the desk' pretending that that was a sentence in the book he had to translate
that's followed by a really loud wheezy laugh that takes ages to come out of his lungs like it's trapped there, as though it's the funniest thing in the world