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earlobe stretching/flesh tunnels
possibly the stupidest current trend? I just saw a guy who must have had stretched his to a diameter of like 3 inches.
At least tattoos can be hidden under clothes, and piercings can be taken out. Perhaps I'm getting old but whenever I see someone with fucking massive gaps in their earlobes I can't help but think "you are going to really, really, really regret doing that".