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Am I about to get murdered.
Going on holiday to Slovenia on Saturday. The Missus just booked a hostel in Lubljana for the first couple of nights. Apparently it was the only place she could find with space on Saturday night.
In the confirmation email they say:
WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT THE TRAIN STATION WAIT FOR ME BY THE MCDONALD'S, I WILL BE PICKING YOU UP WITH A WHITE MERCEDES VAN.