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Scrambled eggs are a bland way of having eggs, aren't they?
I used to like them as a kid but that's probably because they're bland. Unless you add in loads of salt and pepper the yolk and white mix to completely fail to give any flavour.
Definitely at the bottom of the egg pile:
Poached
Fried
Boiled
Egg Mayonnaise
Scrambled
In the first three cases they have to have runny yolks.