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Silly High Heels
What do you call those blocker boots type high heels. You know the ones, high heels with a wedge under the main bit of the sole. Right? A bit like platform shoes. Only on shoes with heels. Girls shoes I mean. Ok?
Don’t you think they look silly? They look particularly silly on really small girls. Girls, they don’t make your legs look longer, they make you look like you’re walking on bricks. Badly.
(cue jokes about my height)