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Heir hunters on BBC
What an awful show?
Basic premise.
Old person dies, alone in their home, and this is put on the death register.
Then a team of parasitic jackals (probate researchers) do some 'research' on the ones who died with mega funds (the poor dead are not worth their time) and 'reunite' the money with some distant 3rd cousin twice removed (their charity work is rewarded with 50% or sumfink). This cousin is obviously delighted to get some money for nothing (having never heard of the old dead biddy or having never dreamt of visiting the piss drenched crone) and will say something like 'the money is not as important as being reconnected with the memory of this dead relative' FUCK OFF, YOU JUST WANT THE MONEY, FUCK OFF.
In short, and the message behind this lengthy tirade, WHERE IS MY DEAD RELATIVE WITH LOADS OF MONEY, GIVE ME MY MONEY