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"Och NO, Ahm Banned Fae Assembly" - A Short Play to act out at the weekend
AT HAME
Tommy - "MAW Where's Ma Box?"
Tommy's Maw - "Ah'v Nae Idea Tommy, Whar you leave it aboot?"
Tommy - "Nae Idea MAW, if ah kenned tha Ah would'nae have lost it, eh?"
Tommy's Maw - "Aye sorry tommy, Ahm Wrang, but i dinnae ken whar it is"
Tommy - "Fuck'it ahm go'an tae School"
Tommy' Maw - "bu tommy you'll be banned fae assembly"
Tommy - "Fuck'it"
Tommy's Maw - "Dinnae use language like that Tommy"
Tommy - "Sorry Maw"
AT SCHOOL
The Headteacher - "Tommy McDougle, Where is your Box?"
Tommy - "Nae got it Sir"
The Headteacher - "You are now banned from assembly"
Tommy - "Och NO, Ahm Banned Fae Assembly"
SCENE