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"Chubby Chasers"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/11430299
"My partner had been made redundant and I know damn well that he was in bed and hadn't got up and started download pornography."
It was him darling, why do you think he has been shopping at Costco so much, and encouraging you to "quit the gym" so you could spend more money on food