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does anyone else's arse bleed when they throw down some brown?
Mine does mostly. There's nearly always some claret mixed in with the sweetcorn and pea husks you might expect to find. And when you're wiping and you just keep getting blood on the paper, when do you just give up and accept that you're probably going to end up with a few specks of blood on your arse when you pull your keks up?