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Worst excuse for being late for work?
I normally have at least one morning where Im a couple fo hours late and have to think on my feet. this morning was the worst:
Boss: why were you late today?
Me: My alarm is a duck sound and because I used to live next to a lake I slept through it as I was used to it.
Boss: get tae fuck
Outcome - disciplinary
Whats your worst excuse / you've heard?